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idk whats up but it free nlgga

this is just katamari except you can shoot people

very good loading screen simulator

extreme PILE OF ♥♥♥♥ game GOD HELP

Totes boring, would not recommend. Played for like 7 hours, nothing interesting happened, no feeling of satisfaction even with multiplayer. The planets are teeming with hostile Pokemans with down syndrome. Spelunking is pretty lame as there's nothing worth seeing deep down under, other than like ores or whatever, but there's barely any down there anyway. The whole game is actually just super dull and even eerie, in a sense. Leaves you sad and empty, after playing for half an hour your stomach regions feel queasy and actually decay and you are left with a void for a torso, or where your heart should be. If you have one, anyway. Feels like that conversation you have with your stupid girlfriend for hours on end, and then you hang up and realize you haven't actually talked about anything because the conversation was oh-so shallow it was almost IMPOSSIBLE. And afterwards you stagger off into the bathroom with a bottle of cheap whiskey and sit under the running showerhead and cry. Drunk. Naked. And dead, eventually.

We are all meat skeletons.

a delicious way to spend the day.
i have an ear infection.

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