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It's a pretty fun game, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to properly carry over items from campaigns. Does the button below need to be Save or Delete?? I tried to select up to 10 and had the button below each of those items say save, but I only came in with like.... two random arms that I had never seen before? The "tooltip" at the top is the least helpful thing ever, too. Please just let us select and HIGHLIGHT the items we click to indicate what we'd like to carry over.

This game is a lot of fun. The only thing I dislike is the story quest because the fuselage SUCKS and there's no upgrade path for it to improve it. Unless there is something incredibly important I am missing, the fuselage is an end game item you can use from the start, but will only make your game harder. Please tell me if I am mistaken on this.

In the early to mid game, using the fuselage is a trap. No matter what you do you, can't seem to either get enough thrust to liftoff or you blow your tires out from how heavy you are if you're trying to do delivery missions to get more coins and scrap.

The solution is to use your coins and scrap you find around the map to unlock the lightweight cockpits and use them in place of the fuselage as soon as you can.

Why? Simple.

Your basic fuselage has 1 weight and only 10 cargo. The tier 2 lightweight cockpit has 0.5 weight and 20 cargo and costs 150. Now, I know what you're going to say, the fuselage can be transformed to have more space! True, but to get 20 cargo it has to become 2 weight, and while that costs slightly less than the tier 2 cockpit, the fuselage at 20 cargo now quadruples the weight of it. Say goodbye to your tires when you're trying to deliver anything, and even if they don't pop good luck getting off the ground. The funny part here, though? The tier 3 lightweight cockpit is even more broken. 0.5 weight, 25 cargo, and ONLY 100 COST. It's CHEAPER to use this method than to use the fuselage.

Seriously, speed up your early-mid game progress and invest in lightweight cockpits. You'll look stupid as hell for a bit, but it'll speed up your progress to more fun parts.

This game appears to be an homage to, or inspired by, the Macross/Robotech series. I say this in large part to the presence of long frigates (reminiscent of the Zentradi Battle Cruisers), and the ultimate maneuverability upgrade giving your engines the ability to move enough that when you hard brake to hover, they become pseudo-legs (reminiscent of the GERWALK mode of the Macross/Robotech fighters). It's a very fun game. I wish that you could disable the plane trying to right itself when trying to fly upside down using Keyboard and Mouse controls, but it's still really good for an arcade style fighter jet game. It's also better than anything the Macross/Robotech series has given us, game wise.

Obligatory ♥♥♥♥ Harmony Gold.

I had a blast with 95 hours of game time, beat the game back in April or May, and decided I'd put it down for a bit before going back to play NG+. That time was now, 12/2/2024, and I am one of the lucky ones who has gotten the eternal loading screen bug no matter what I do. Only option now is to restart the game, and I honestly don't know if I really want to restart and do a whole ass campaign just to get back to where I was. I sure wish we could have multiple save files.

It's a decent looking game with terrible controls for keyboard/mouse, so stick with controller. Seriously, the X axis movement is way slower than Y axis. Feels like this should be reversed when on keyboard/mouse. There are no actual configuration files to change this, outside of downloading 3rd party tools.

When you fight your first boss battle it teaches you about "Lock On", which is a hilarious way to say "Point the camera at the enemy, but doesn't actually lock the camera onto it." The only thing that locks on is Luffy. Very annoying and clunky to deal with.

This game seems to thrive off the fact that the open world looks nice, but it's so bland and does not respect your time. Run around and admire all the nothing there is to do, except smash some boxes and gather materials for reasons that I'm sure make sense later in the game. For real, though, the game does *not* respect your time. This is solidified by the fact that there are two skills that shouldn't even be skills:

1. Passive movement speed increase. Not a HUGE deal, but makes actually going around the generic open world nicer.

2. Open chests faster. By default, it takes about 5 seconds to open a chest. Just sitting there holding the button. This is a tiered skill, too, so you can dump even more of your hard earned SP (Not mine, I cheated infinite SP after getting bored, highly recommend) multiple times. It's not cheap.

There are some "fun" things, like I spotted Panda Man sitting on a rock off the coast somewhere northwest of the first town, but you can't interact with him or do anything. Observation Haki doesn't recognize him as a living entity, so just a fun little easter egg. There may be others, too, but I stopped playing after downing Smoker. Combat just wasn't that enjoyable.

Bosses are just giant health pools with some flashy effects, but the lack of a functioning lock-on and the small delay when processing actions makes it less fun. Dodging is a joke, btw, there aren't any i-frames and if you get hit while you're "invisible", you stop dodging, unless you perfect dodge. Which is a purchasable skill.

TL;DR
Very generic open world game that is one of the better One Piece games out there. Not exactly something to be proud of considering the quality of One Piece games is pretty abysmal. Buy it on discount, definitely not worth full price.

BTW, you can access your DLC clothes on the Thousand Sunny. Go up to the door at the front on the right of the grassy deck and press your interact button, then you'll get access to it. There's no prompt to do this, you just have to try it lmao.

Game given to me as a gift from a friend. Wasn't expecting much, but it's pretty fun. Translation is pretty bad, but it's understandable. Someone else said it's pretty clear that the maker of the game could speak English fairly well, but didn't have a native speaker proofread, and I think that opinion fits. It's not hard to understand, but you may have to re-read a line every now and then.

The gameplay is pretty much what you'd expect from a RPGmaker game: straightforward, a couple of fun combos to improve your damage, some fun options when fighting crowds.

Yes, this is a lewd game with H-scenes, but in order to get the h-scenes you need to download the patch from the company's website. Just google Yes My Lord Steam Patch and it'll pop up. You're supposed to get your first H-scene pretty much when it's obvious that it should have happened near the end of the catacombs, if you're as confused as I was or haven't had to deal with patching a censored version of a steam game before.

Despite the poor translation, the story was actually engaging and has a nice spin on a very common story. This is a love story. Take from that what you will.

6/10, just engaging enough to keep your attention with some fairly fun gameplay mechanics. Recommend getting while on sale, definitely don't think it's worth the full $15. The H-scenes are mostly static with a couple of mildly animated scenes with some basic lewd sounds.

It's a lot of fun, with or without friends. Obviously better with friends, but you can learn a lot from the randoms. Has its issues like frequent crashing and few missions/maps right now, but that hasn't stopped me from putting 60 hours into the game as of this review.

Garbage game. I played for 7 minutes before the game reused a maze I had played two minutes prior. Shovelware to stat pad your achievement points. Don't waste your money.

I think it's worth a try

Wouldn't recommend. One of the first quests is bugged so when you go to complete it and select your weapon you crash to desktop. Every time. I left the mission alone, played for a few more hours doing other things. During this time I ran into audio and visual glitches which seem to have stuck with my game. I can no longer hear the enemy bullets nor can I see them. This leaves me sometimes staggering for, from what I can tell, is no reason, and the only indication that I'm being shot is my screen flickering red and my health dropping. My guy seems super resilient because he doesn't even grunt or cry out in pain when being shot. Relogging/restarting the game client doesn't fix these issues and I've been playing the whole time with no bullet sounds for the enemies.

Speaking of audio, I'm doing technomancer toxicity build and the plague bullet sound effects literally destroy my ears with how loud they are. It goes from a moderately reasonable "dakka dakka dakka" when using my machine gun to an earth shattering "SHRRREEEIIIEIEKAKAAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKA" when the skill is in use. Enemies are all samey. The melee people somehow are able to ignore bullets and are more annoying than Borderlands psychos with their erratic movements, ability to predict your shots and dodge bullets and leaping into you. By the way, when you have enemies leaping into you, your character is unable to sprint or roll away so you can pretty much get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ if that happens.

Weapon customization seems like a waste of time, just scrap everything except for the 36 weapons and armor pieces you get once reaching level 10 because those ones are locked. No, you can't unlock them. No you can't scrap them. No, you can't sell them. They are inventory wasters. You want to get rid of them? Make a new character, swap to your main character and transfer all of those items to them, log on to new character and retrieve them, log off new character then delete character.

And in case you were wondering, I went back to that bugged quest to try and turn it in 10 levels later. Crashed to desktop again. Guess I'll never be able to access that discount shop. AAA game sold at AAA prices for indie developer levels of bugs and issues that indie developers who wanted to sell a game would never allow.