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What's up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Sup ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

It's Chad Warden here. Aight? I'm talking about that ps triple. the ps triple.

I ain't talking about that wii. That wii? ♥♥♥♥♥, That ♥♥♥♥. people be talking about how it's new and ♥♥♥♥♥. You know what I'm trying to say? I'm trying to say is that.

C'mon now. Wii? C'mon that little controller, baby. That looks like a dildo. I ain't trying to play my games with no dil-do.

Aight, maybe if that games is like you know Warioware. Shove up your ass game, Yeah. I don't ... I don't know if there are any minigames where you shove it up your ass.

But ... c'mon now. The wii? People are trying to say that the PS3 is copying the wii with that motion sensor? I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥. The wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the ps3. Everyone knows is that PS3 make the best games.

Know I mean ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean c'mon you got little games. You got wii. You got Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a little ♥♥♥♥♥ and his little ♥♥♥♥♥ ass sword with a little shield and he just goes haaa haaa haa. C'mon who wants to play that ♥♥♥♥. I need to shoot some ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Pow. Pow.

Nintendo. And you talk about Nintendo isn't copying anything. And how sony is copying everything. That ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

♥♥♥♥. To say final fantasy was on Nintendo before sony. Have you played the PS one? ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, the ps one got final fantasy 7. ♥♥♥♥ nintendo is trying to copy that ♥♥♥♥. They know they can't compete if they don't got final fantasy. I don't even care if any other system gets final fantasy. Final fantasy sucks ass now. Ooh look at Final fantasy 12 you run around with a little girl and ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ everybody knows girls can't do ♥♥♥♥ other than suck ♥♥♥♥.

All I'm tryign to say is that sony ... sony ... is da bomb ♥♥♥♥♥. It's true ♥♥♥♥. Sony is true ♥♥♥♥. You know.

So. And then we got this xbox fans. About fans of the xbox 360. The xbox 360. Xbox circle? Who the ♥♥♥♥ they think they are? They think they're smart they're smart and ♥♥♥♥. We ain't doing geomery. We trying to play some games. That's one thing Xbox don't got. Xbox ain't got games. It ain't got games. ♥♥♥♥♥.

Wha, wha what ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying to say like gears of war. ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ Gears of War. More like tears of war. Man, that ♥♥♥♥ has that little ♥♥♥♥♥ crying all the time. See that commercial. That little ♥♥♥♥♥ ass commercial with that song, with that, with that ♥♥♥♥♥ ass song. ♥♥♥♥, True games, true games has some 50 cent in the background. Some fat joe stuff. Balllin! ♥♥♥♥, Not some of this mad world ♥♥♥♥. Nah ♥♥♥♥ that.

And then, and then what else this xbox got? Xbox got ... halo. ♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying to talk about halo. About halo 3. you know what I'm saying. Man, They best remain that ♥♥♥♥ to gay-lo 3. ♥♥♥♥, that ♥♥♥♥ is mad gay. Two ♥♥♥♥♥♥, two ♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't play that game. You know who plays that ♥♥♥♥? Gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Sony always wins, baby. Sony always wins. You can't beat sony. ♥♥♥♥, That ♥♥♥♥ is slick. Slick. ♥♥♥♥ have you seen the ps3. that ♥♥♥♥ is nice, slick, black. (Whistling sounds.) That ♥♥♥♥ is nice see like my hair over here, ♥♥♥♥♥. My hair. You like that ♥♥♥♥. That ♥♥♥♥ is slick, that ♥♥♥♥ is black. My hair was blond before this ♥♥♥♥ aight and I dyed that ♥♥♥♥ black you know why cause Pstriple, the pstriple!

(sigh) That ♥♥♥♥ is money. Money. We got this one little fat ♥♥♥♥♥. I don't even know his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name. We got this one little fat ♥♥♥♥♥ trying to say that the ps3 cost lot. What kind of poor, ♥♥♥♥♥ ass cardboard box is he living out of baby. 600 ain't ♥♥♥♥ to chad warden. Chad warden wipes his ass with 600 dollars. 600 dollars ain't ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥! I'll give you 600 dollars to shut the hell up ♥♥♥♥♥.

♥♥♥♥. you know ... I can't take the wii with me. I can't have it in my caddie. You now, I need to play some HD games while I'm rolling in my caddie.

How I'm supposed to get some honeys with the Wii? It's like yo baby look at my wii? You know what they say to me? They ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh. When I show them my ps3, ooh, honeys get it. ♥♥♥♥. You get all the honeys with a ps triple.