Lewd Linguini
Logan Pierce
Catonsville, Maryland, United States
A stove is a stove
No matter where you go.
A patty is a patty,
That's what I say.

A grill is a grill,
This is surely so,
And fries should be fries
Either way.

But this grill is not a home.
This is not the stove I know.
I would trade it all away
If you'd come back to stay.

This kitchen's not the same without you.
It's just a greasy spoon without you.
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A stove is a stove
No matter where you go.
A patty is a patty,
That's what I say.

A grill is a grill,
This is surely so,
And fries should be fries
Either way.

But this grill is not a home.
This is not the stove I know.
I would trade it all away
If you'd come back to stay.

This kitchen's not the same without you.
It's just a greasy spoon without you.
View more info
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