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💾 Scooperdive’s Profile Summary (v2.0, Now With More Existential Lag) 💾

Hi, I’m Scooperdive, professional BIOS button masher and part-time sleep paralysis daemon.
I build PCs for fun, break them accidentally, and then fix them at 3 AM out of spite.

I’m powered by caffeine, loud fans, and the crushing weight of “just one more round.”
You’ll find me tweaking voltages, arguing with Linux, or playing five games at once because dopamine said no.

If I sound unhinged, don’t worry — that’s just thermal throttling of the soul.
GGs, stay hydrated, and never trust the Windows update timer.
💾 Scooperdive’s Profile Summary (v2.0, Now With More Existential Lag) 💾

Hi, I’m Scooperdive, professional BIOS button masher and part-time sleep paralysis daemon.
I build PCs for fun, break them accidentally, and then fix them at 3 AM out of spite.

I’m powered by caffeine, loud fans, and the crushing weight of “just one more round.”
You’ll find me tweaking voltages, arguing with Linux, or playing five games at once because dopamine said no.

If I sound unhinged, don’t worry — that’s just thermal throttling of the soul.
GGs, stay hydrated, and never trust the Windows update timer.
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ INFO ♥
💾 Scooperdive’s Digital Lair (powered by caffeine, hyperfixation, and regret) 💾




Games Currently Consuming My Executive Dysfunction
Payday 3 — I restart the same mission 6 times because perfectionism is pain.
Ready or Not — it’s all fun and games until someone opens a door.
Hitman 3 — 47 is the bald emotional support man I never had.
Will I update this list? No. Will I *say* I’ll update it? Absolutely.




Social Links (don’t expect consistency, I post like a cryptid)
YouTube [http//%5Bhttps] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoDICWYL72TFrKkcFAP9EWQ ]YouTube[/url)] — tech rambles, gameplay, and the occasional existential rant.
Website [http//%5Bhttps] (https://scooperdive.com ]Website[/url)] — yes, it loads. yes, I coded it at 2 AM.
Twitter/X/whatever [http//%5Bhttps] (https://twitter.com/scooperdive2 ]Twitter/X/whatever[/url)] — where I scream about RAM timings and accidentally start discourse.




About Me (aka Brain Clutter Dump)

* I can build a PC blindfolded but will forget to eat for 10 hours.
* Favorite drink: whatever’s cold and not actively trying to kill me.
* Cable management god. Folder organization demon.
* “Just tweaking BIOS” = I’m knee-deep in existential reflection.
* Depression arc: currently ongoing, skill issue tbh.




Steam Deck Loadout
Model: 1TB OLED
Perfect for couch gaming while pretending to be “resting.”
Also my portable ADHD machine — one minute I’m playing Elden Ring, next I’m benchmarking emulators for no reason.




Main PC (aka My Magpie Nest of Expensive Metal)
Case: Phanteks NV9 — looks like it belongs in a spaceship.
Cooling: Arctic Liquid Freezer III 420mm — keeps temps low and my self-worth high.
GPU: MSI RTX 4090 SUPRIM X — consumes power *and* my will to live.
CPU: Ryzen 9 9900X3D — overkill? yes. satisfying? also yes.
RAM: 64GB DDR5 Corsair Dominator Titanium CL30 @ 6000MHz — I *do* in fact check latency for fun.
Motherboard: Gigabyte X670 Gaming X AX — RGB set to “my retinas are melting.”
Steam can’t delete what I manually backed up in 2018.
PSU: EVGA SuperNOVA P+ 1600W — hums like anxiety.
OS: Arch linux - Linux zen kernel - kde plasma DE




Backup Rig (for when Linux gaslights me)
Case: Corsair 4000D Frame Edition — style points = FPS boost.
GPU: RTX 3060 Ventus 2X — “good enough” personified.
CPU: Ryzen 5 3600X @ 4GHz — mid-tier menace.
RAM: 32GB Crucial Ballistix @ 3000MHz — not fast, but loyal.
Motherboard: Aorus B450 PRO (rev 1.0, still kicking like a champ).
Storage:
– 500GB NVMe
– 2x 500GB HDDs labeled “Gaming” in quotation marks.
PSU: Corsair 600W — it works, don’t ask.
OS: Windows 11 Pro, begrudgingly.




The “I’ll Find You a Purpose Someday” Build
Case: be quiet! Dark Base 900
GPU: Zotac GTX 1080 Ti — legend status.
CPU: Xeon E3-1270v4 — my “I found it cheap on eBay” era.
RAM: 32GB DDR4 ECC
Storage: 3x 500GB HDDs + 1x 512GB HyperX SSD
Motherboard: Genuine Intel Server Board — screams like a banshee at boot.
PSU: 550W Seasonic
OS: TBD (not Windows ME though, I’m unhinged not insane).







Laptop:
Acer Nitro V16 AI:
Ryzen ai 9 365
32gb ddr5 5600 memory
rtx 5070 mobile
2x 1tb nvme
1920x1200 180hz display




Peripherals & Audio Setup (the autism showcase™)
Headphones: Sennheiser HD560s, Beyerdynamic DT770 Pro. And my new favs: Fidelio X2HR
IEMs: Truthear Hexa, Truthear x Crinacle Zero Red, Simgot EW300, and Supermix 4. Rotation based entirely on vibe.
Mouse: Logitech G502 X PLUS — precision clicking since birth.
Controllers: PS5 DualSense (Midnight Black) + Xbox Controller.
Keyboards:
– Monsgeek M1 V3 (Tai Hao Dark Blood keycaps, Akko Creamy Cyan & V3 Pro Cream Yellow switches)
– EPOMAKER SKYLOONG GK75
Every keypress is a sensory experience, fight me.




💻 **THINKPAD ACQUIRED.** I have evolved. Vim keybinds, trackpoint loyalty, and a caffeine addiction that could legally be classified as performance enhancing.




If you read this far, congrats — you’ve survived a neurodivergent infodump in its natural habitat. You either get it or you don’t. Either way, thanks for vibing. Catch me online, tweaking fan curves at 2 AM and wondering if naming SSDs counts as self-expression.

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golfking42@aol.com 6 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10am 
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Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs. Cursed are the god-adorers, for they are born as sheep.
trollingtrolled 9 Feb, 2021 @ 12:49am 
very cool guy
golfking42@aol.com 15 Jan, 2021 @ 5:05pm 
perry is yes
RBerry435 15 Jan, 2021 @ 1:23pm 
scooper is
is
yes