Why sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ and swallowing the ♥♥♥ is not gay

Many people are confused by self-sucking. They are thrown off because the thought of a throbbing hard penis in their mouth seems «gay». Of course, this is a classic misunderstanding- and i will tell you why.

Im a straight male, i have had sex with women over 7 times and they always want more. Women ask me how im so good at giving blowjobs, and i tell them its because i slurp my own ♥♥♥♥ from time to time. Nothing gay about that.

I spit a little because i like wet. Then, i stick my ass up against the wall and push my legs towards my face so i can get a good look of the ♥♥♥♥ before i devour it. I swallow the ♥♥♥ because it gives me proteins. Im literally generating free proteins here, just from my own body. I work out and having sex depletes my body of energy, swalling my ♥♥♥ after sex makes me not lose gains. Still think slurping on your own wet, dripping ♥♥♥♥ is gay?

I spend about 3 hours every day sucking my own ♥♥♥♥. women find that attractive. I once banged this really hot chick. We banged for over 2 HOURS. Can gay people do this? No. Because gay people wouldnt have sex with a chick. to get myself off at the end, i put my ass up against the wall and sucked my self off. The ♥♥♥ sprout everywhere and we shared my free, body generated proteins together.

Why would this be gay? Think about it. Being gay is making love to another mans penis. What im doing is making love to my own penis. Its litterally completely different.