I am writing this formal statement to hereby declare that my so-called 'friend' is, without a shadow of a doubt, one of the most terrible individuals to ever walk this earth.

This man has the audacity to call himself my friend while consistently delivering the driest, most lifeless interactions known to mankind. No effort, no energy, no personality..
just pure, concentrated disappointment.

He does not text back. He does not check in. He simply exists to consume oxygen and occasionally send a one-word reply after 3 business days.

I urge anyone reading this to keep their distance. This individual is a menace to social interactions everywhere.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Someone who deserves better friends.

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