Recent reviews by Emperor Palpatine

I rang the bell on the counter a bunch of times and got free candy! I love working for the company!

I recently forgot to assign a yak to a pasture after trading for it, so it ended up starving to death underground. It did so in a high-traffic doorway, and began spreading miasma. My dwarves miraculously "found" this corpse after walking over it for about a month. Would recommend.

KSP Is a game where you build and launch highly realistic rockets. This construction is modular, so you can build up whatever you can think of. The controls for building said rockets are also very intuitive. The realism of KSP comes from how it's fictional universe mimics ours in every way, except appearance. Essentially, all the things that real rocket scientists have to account for, you do too, but instead of humans you get goofy expressive green dudes with big heads. The game lets you choose if you want to have money or research be factors or not, meaning the game can be enjoyable for many different kinds of people. KSP has a solar system ready for you to explore, full of planets, moons, and even a sun! If the base game ever bores you, you can always install some mods which can let you do things like mess with helicopters, lasers, or, y'know, antimatter and warp drives. To conclude my block of text, I want to say that KSP 2 is currently being worked on, so that is a good thing to keep in mind.

TL;DR: Realistic rocket building game but with goofy green dudes instead of humans. Also has large modding community and a second game being is worked on.

Very interesting card game with a unique theme and interesting gameplay. There are 5 main nations, and each of them have their own playstyles.

A fun bullet-hell MMO, though there is the grind that is inevitable with MMO's. The game rewards you for playing as a team, so it is generally a more friendly environment from what I have encountered. It is an open-world MMO with a loose quest line, so a lot of freedom to choose what you want to do. Bosses are also scattered across the map, and you can send a message to the server when you get to one so others can teleport in and assist.

Very fun game, pokes fun at lootbox games.

So far I haven't had any issues playing so from the other reviews I am assuming i'm pretty lucky. Apart from the issues with getting the game to run/not crash, the game is great! I still recommend caution while buying this, though, until a bug-fix update hits, just in case you encounter some issues.

This game is worth it, it really is. It has a base of Half Life 2 models, weapons, npcs, etc., but you can just download addons to get, say, stormtroopers, or drones, or [insert something you want here]. This includes vehicles, maps, many weapons, and even addons that let you make complex contraptions like computers! (Wiremod)

(Played with the free weekend)
With my very very short experience with this game, I would say it is totally worth it. My brother and I both got it on the free weekend and played a few matches against eachother with no knowledge whatsoever about the game, and we had good fun with it. I don't know how the game truly is, but I am pretty sure if you had fun with a game with no experience at all, (including no tutorials for either of us) it would be pretty fun once you actually got good at it!

Definitely worth the buy if you are into IO games like Agar.io and such. Take that, but add lasers and 3d-ness to all of it with good customization, along with powerups, different stages as you grow bigger, and many passages for the small. As you grow you definitely lose speed, but make up for it in health and power. The bigger you get, the bigger gun, but the slower you shoot. The best part is when you manage to reach Omega form you get tons of points and it has a continious destruction beam. You are visible from anywhere on the map and when others shoot you they gain mass, but risk getting slightly decimated. After you die, you go into the air and explode like a firework, turning back into the tiniest form to restart. :)

PS: I did infact refund this game, simply because It was a bit too challenging for me to grasp, but then again, im definitely not the best at it, so have fun!