sory guys for AFK iam attacking by some muzloms but iem now alife again

i think therefore iam

one day i was itching a rash on my back in the shower and i couldnt reach it properly, so i stood on one leg and tried extending my arm more to try and itch it, but then i slipped and fell and got knocked out onto my arse and was seeing birds and bees. i like to stroke it in the bathroom, so when i fell down all the soap or somn must of grinded on my c0ck and i nutted like half a gallon of nut. because it made such a loud sound, my parents tried to unlock the locked bathroom door, and they broke in and saw me lying on the floor but asss naked, with my half a gallon of nut on myself and all over the floor, my parents took one glance at me and silently walked out. they never asked if i was okay after it, and its been a few months now and they haven't ever mentioned it. its one of those hush hush family stories.

-REP TROLL & POSSIBLE CHEAT

i thnk jews are govement making and dont realy exist

iem cheating on ur father