Recent reviews by Terry Mardi

Simple game mechanics - must do A > B > C to complete job and no, you can't skip B nor do it in a different order. Even on the so-called expert mode, you can't forget to put in a part as it literally will not let you put the next part on until you do. This would make sense if you were trying to put a wheel on before the axle, yet it doesn't when it requires you to put on the starter motor before the driveshaft - they're not even connected!

Furthermore I didn't see an option to charge for jobs that I couldn't be arsed to do, charge people different rates depending on their gender nor could I scratch the customers car and claim it was like that when it came in... Unrealistic considering this is called a simulator.

On the flipside, it's one of the best games on Steam if you like crashing to the desktop. I'd argue it's the best game released since 2005 by that metric.

Stuck in the Mud Simulator.

This game is a classic. I fooled my stupid dad in to thinking I was breaking in to the White House's servers.

Unfortunately he called the police and I'm now detained under terror charges. 10/10

After I was an un-named casualty in the Chernobyl disaster, I can't bring myself to play this game.

So after playing this game for 22 minutes, I have realised it would be easier just to go to the airport and fly a real plane.

10/10

I read the Indian National Space Program uses this game to plan their flight missions. Unfortunately the rockets in the game have more polygons and textures than the real life rockets they own, so they've been unable to actually build anything just yet. One like = one polygon for India.

On a related note, the North Korean Space Agency straight up streams gameplay to the nation, which is why North Koreans think we have already managed to colonise the surface of the Sun.

All hail Kim Jong-un, the original Kerbal.

I play this game for breakfast.

I bought this thinking it was a gritty, realistic videogame adaptation of the bible story.

Can anyone confirm if Moses is the final boss?

I play this game when I want to get away from the boredom of real life, and experience boredom in a virtual environment.

The main enjoyment from this game comes from sticking to the speed limit, stopping at red lights and being able to use your wipers in the rain. Negatives include not being able to buy the awesome soundtrack to this game, the fact that flashing other lorry drivers does not yeild a friendly flash back 100% of the time, and that this game actually exists.

As a whole, I will never get bored of being bored playing this game. 10/10

I was disapointed to find that this is not a videogame adaptation of the film Armageddon, nor the video to Aerosmith's 'I don't want to miss a thing'.

Because of this, I must now do a handstand into a can of beans, and hope that the tomato juice seeps into my brain erasing the disapointment of not being able to play as Ben Aflek.