Maiden
Joe "Flintlock" Morgan
Bucharest, Bucuresti, Romania
I was cooked and chopped into a nothingburger. And then a beautiful foid found me and covered me in awesome sauce and epic bacon, now I am served and ate.
I was cooked and chopped into a nothingburger. And then a beautiful foid found me and covered me in awesome sauce and epic bacon, now I am served and ate.
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Making pizza
Making pizza definitely saved my life. I used to be so depressed I couldn't get out of bed, but when I started making pizza everything changed for me. When you're young, it's easy to think that life is completely meaningless but now my existence is truly fulfilled. After work, I get to go home and look at myself in the mirror and think, "Today, I made hundreds of pizzas for customers that don't know I exist, and they have no correlation between the food they're eating and the work of a human being. In 24 hours, the food I create will be out of their body forever and they nor I will ever think about that pizza again." Nothing in life satisfies me like making a pizza has. It's like, one night something changed inside of me. You can look at it as fate, or a prophecy, but either way its the same. When I close my eyes at night, I dream, and in my dreams I make pizza. And then when I wake up, in the morning I think, "Today I get to do it all over again." Making pizza's all I've got. You can't take that away from me.
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Single greatest thing to ever happen to me
eddie 7 Feb @ 12:25pm 
hey guys gerg here
dinkarius 19 Jan @ 8:38am 
АХМАТ СИЛА ОТ БЪЛГАРИЯ БРАВО. АХМАТ СИЛА ОТ БЪЛГАРИЯ БРАВО. Мир вам, добрые люди русские и чеченцы. Да здравствуют братья Чеченчи! Сила и слава вашей армии Привет из Сербии❤:steamthis::steamthis::steamthis:
gamer 27 Dec, 2025 @ 2:26pm 
CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!! I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, IGON! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH! SOLID OF SCALES YOU MAY BE, FOUL DRAGON! BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!
gamer 27 Dec, 2025 @ 2:25pm 
Bullying? Think you're so cool? The girl you just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping that people will like her. The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. That kid you just made fun of for being bald?...He has cancer. Put this as your status if your against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont re-post , but I'm sure the people with a heart will
maybear 20 Nov, 2025 @ 4:26pm 
hi twin!! :p3p_love:
Lancs 16 Oct, 2025 @ 3:15pm 
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