Maiden
Joe "Flintlock" Morgan
Luxembourg, Belgium
I was cooked and chopped into a nothingburger. And then a beautiful foid found me and covered me in awesome sauce and epic bacon, now I am served and ate.
I was cooked and chopped into a nothingburger. And then a beautiful foid found me and covered me in awesome sauce and epic bacon, now I am served and ate.
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Making pizza
Making pizza definitely saved my life. I used to be so depressed I couldn't get out of bed, but when I started making pizza everything changed for me. When you're young, it's easy to think that life is completely meaningless but now my existence is truly fulfilled. After work, I get to go home and look at myself in the mirror and think, "Today, I made hundreds of pizzas for customers that don't know I exist, and they have no correlation between the food they're eating and the work of a human being. In 24 hours, the food I create will be out of their body forever and they nor I will ever think about that pizza again." Nothing in life satisfies me like making a pizza has. It's like, one night something changed inside of me. You can look at it as fate, or a prophecy, but either way its the same. When I close my eyes at night, I dream, and in my dreams I make pizza. And then when I wake up, in the morning I think, "Today I get to do it all over again." Making pizza's all I've got. You can't take that away from me.
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Single greatest thing to ever happen to me
11 May @ 11:46pm 
Cheese Zurger .
10 Apr @ 8:45pm 
sargent balls reporting for doody
7 Mar @ 7:12am 
+rep TheBurntPeanut tier 1 donator, certified gooper:steamthis:
7 Mar @ 12:08am 
Why are you so ####ing mean bro
6 Mar @ 11:15pm 
Shut the ♥♥♥♥ Up
6 Mar @ 10:29pm 
A secondary Gore Plow unit has been rerouted to account for this.