Recent reviews by red3pit

For this price, don't even think about it, just get it. Lots of fun

I'll start with, I don't like scary things.
I knew what I was doing, when I decided to download this game. I generally don't mind spoilers for games, so I was aware of all the "drama" surrounding DDLC. In fact, the first thing I knew about DDLC, was that Sayori is gonna "hang up on me".
After first few moments with the game, I was hoping that maybe all of that were just rumors and it's actually a normal game and oh well, I wish it was.
I'll be fair. I haven't finished DDLC yet. And I'm not planning on.
It's not because the game is bad, or boring. It's a solid VN in my opinion. The color palette is nice, music is matching the "innocence" of the game, characters are not one dimmensional and so on.
I'm not planning on playing it anytime soon, because it does its job of scaring the ♥♥♥♥ out of me well. I survived hanging Sayori, because I was "prepared" for it. However, I wasn't prepared to see the "glitches". I... I just... I'm a coward and I admit that.

Chaotic review of a chaotic game.

i have no idea what this thing is for nor why i bought this, but it's fun?

Thanks WoTC for killing this game.

Die Antword - Fatty Boom Boom

Yo, Hi-Tek, you think you could ♥♥♥♥ with something like this?

(Beatboxing)

Don't you mean something like this?

Yeah, that's perf. Yo-Landi, do that thing.

Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Fat pockets clinking, dollar-eye twinkling
Jeez, da beats so chunky,
Me'sa getting funky
Ohh ohhh ooh ohh

When I'm on the mic it's like murder murder murder!
Kill kill kill!
Wat se Suid-Afrika?
Suig my fokken piel.
Hier kom ek weer
Like a lekker smack in the face
Rappers are fokken boring, Ninja bashing their brainz,
What happened to all the cool rappers from back in the day?
Now all these rappers sound exactly the same
It's like one big inbred ♥♥♥♥-fest
Sis!
No, I do not want to stop, collaborate or listen

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy hold on to your ching
I'm takin' over America, blowin' up everything
Physically fit, the Ninja very energetic
If you haven't got it by now, then you're never gonna get it
I whip my ♥♥♥♥ out and piss on all this horrible fokken rap
Got an offshore account for dollar bills that I stack
Yo ♥♥♥♥ rap!
I'm sorry, my China we not related
I ♥♥♥ mad fresh, like the first time I ejaculated.

Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Fat pockets clinking, dollar-eye twinkling
Jeez, da beats so chunky,
Me'sa getting funky
Ohh ohhh ooh ohh

Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Fat pockets clinking, dollar-eye twinkling
Jeez, da beats so chunky,
Me'sa getting funky
Ohh ohhh ooh ohh

Hi! My name is Yo-Landi fokken Vi$$er
Fight fight fight!
Kick you in the teeth, hit you on the head with the mic
There's a rumble in the jungle I'm bubbling to the beat
Not looking for trouble but trouble's looking for me
My pockets are fokken swollen but nothing just come for free
I used to beg, borrow or steal just to hustle something to eat
South Africa used to be too dwankie to notice me
Suddenly you're interested 'cos we're blowing up overseas
Making money money money
Yes, yes, yes!
Zef side represent
You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥' with the best

I'm an upper
Dwankiez get popped like a sucker
Baka Baka
Yippie-ki-yay ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

I'm a big deal
Your crazy money get thrown at me
Now I'm having so much that I can't even go to sleep

Yo-Landi!
What?
Where you at?
Here I am!
Spitting fokken lyrics like bam bam bam!

Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Fat pockets clinking, dollar-eye twinkling
Jeez, da beats so chunky,
Me'sa getting funky
Ohh ohhh ooh ohh (x2)

We keep it lekker lekker lekker, zef zef zef
Spend all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' money til' there's nothing left
I'm a fat cat, keep the change I don't need the slip
With this fat sack of dagga I'm smoking a spliff
In my matt black Subaru haters throwing a fit
Round the corner goin' lekker spiff Tokyo drift

My daddy told me there's a lot of fish in the sea
There's also lot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' money ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and weed

Ja, dagga dagga dagga, puff puff puff
Bring the beat back Hi-Tek!
Make it rough
We drop the type of beats that make you shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and dance
We drop the type of beats so good you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥' stuck in a trance
In the overseas they like to say you're stuck in a trance
We drop the type of beats that make you ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥ in your pants

Uh! Where's the fokker dagga?
Pass it to left.
Lekker Z to the E to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' F!

Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Fat pockets clinking, dollar-eye twinkling
Jeez, da beats so chunky,
Me'sa getting funky
Ohh ohhh ooh ohh (x3)

Jeeziz ou! Chill net'n bietjie fokken uit!

10/10 Perfectly P2W

game is still gud