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Recent reviews by Reckless

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23.8 hrs on record
excellent excellent excellent. just when you think you've seen it all... BAM... new game concept!
Posted 29 June, 2025.
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2.8 hrs on record
WHAT is the point of releasing the same game, but worse?
I actually went back to splitgate 1 after this... and enjoyed all my unlocks and gear etc. There was no need to make this "sequel"
Posted 25 May, 2025.
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89.5 hrs on record (84.8 hrs at review time)
Other players' premium bikini skins paid for a quality game that I enjoy for free. And I get to look at those bikini skins...
Posted 24 September, 2024.
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49.5 hrs on record (45.4 hrs at review time)
Democracy was managed.
Posted 5 May, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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21.3 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
The most honest game on the internet since 2012. It's a truck simulator. That's it. It doesn't turn into a dating sim when you pick up a hooker... it doesn't turn into a racing game when the police come to give you a ticket... no; it's a truck simulator.
Posted 4 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
74.7 hrs on record (46.8 hrs at review time)
I'm still trying to figure out why I like it so much. I think it's because there are only 5 keys but there's so much strategy & game mechanics... It's really an iconic game; and I've played a lot of 'em.

Hint: Activate two-player mode and let your split-personality enjoy! we recommend 100%
Posted 15 August, 2023.
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59.2 hrs on record (28.9 hrs at review time)
When this game came out, it was science fiction. Then deep learning rolled out and convoluted neural networks started picking up pace and gpt4 did a lot more than add zombies to our movie scripts...

...so now this game is actually science fact. Enjoy seeing our future where we finally figure out the meaning of life: survival.
Posted 20 June, 2023.
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12.4 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
I know it's single-player, but it's a really fun game. You collect and cross-breed slime "types" and they yield resources when you feed them compatible food. You sell the resources for currency which you use to upgrade the ranch or your abilities. Mid-late game allows you to fabricate tools to access even more resources. I haven't gone further; but it's already been 11 hours so I am pleased with the value for money.
Posted 27 August, 2022.
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16.9 hrs on record (12.6 hrs at review time)
a hippo and a rhino walked into a bar. they looked at one another and said "let's go make some kid happy whilst obliterating their opponent." and so they signed up for super auto pets and never looked back. a kangaroo overheard this and did the same thing.

i was that kid's opponent and i'm not even angry about it.
Posted 29 January, 2022.
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63.0 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
You really need a review to tell you to buy the best RTS franchise of all time? stop wasting time - you could be tangling with the Norman empire already.

An alternative title could be "History Channel - The Game"
Posted 23 January, 2022.
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