Recent reviews by RAMIREZOID

Somewhere within the fence-posts of The Sims, Resident Evil: Outbreak, Rust, and Postal, Zomboid pulls you in and pins you down- ravenously dedicated to locating the juiciest piece of your ass, biting it clean off, and serving it back to you in a dirty saucepan.

A meal far too uncommon in this cruel, cruel world. One of America's most depressing states in one of it's most depressing decades. The perfect sandbox for P-Z's authentic brand of dread. If you thought surviving was horrific alone? Try it against veteran squads of other survivors online...bring a friend and split the spoils!

Not enough? Thousands of mods in the Steam Workshop to customize your tailer-made experience even further. My survivor is a burgundy crocodile with hoop earrings and the Crucible from Doom Eternal as their signature weapon. The zombies have the twitchy animations of the creatures from Cry of Fear. Every playthough, there's a chance I can kill a unique hazmat zombie carrying a cure... these are just a few of the fantastic addons created by talent in this community.

Grab this game- it's a investment. 14 years in the making, easily 14 more of fun- and let's hope 14 more after that!

1-15 FPS on AMD cards, dropping to single digits if more than one sim is on screen. Can't really handle public lots because of it. This issue seems to be widespread based on what I'm seeing in forums and reddit threads. have little faith this will be remedied.

Game otherwise works as it should but you're boned if you aren't trying to play on an nvidia card or a deck.

I regret my purchase!

This game bites. It's hideous to look at. Go play MCC

Campaign progress reset halfway through and I'm lucky if I can get through one MP match. It's a roulette of unpredictable hard system crashes- not just CTD. It's at the point where clicking the desktop icon shuts my computer off the very moment the anti-cheat splash screen appears. I've never seen anything like it.

flesh menaces versus the galaxy in this o'er-the-shouldie mass murder simulator.
Nerve-shredding combat at 90 miles an hour with weapons on the spectrum of handguns all the way to electronic versions of ♥♥♥♥ you'd find strapped to your favorite ninja turtle.

Plays like mirror's edge meets mass effect. Lovely upgrade/crafting systems in a booster pack format.

Buy this. Even if you hate the game, there's so many feature-length mods out there that you can waste your weekend on. Now, ask any ol grease-dripper what the best game ever made is, and he'll likely tell you: "haph life" if not "haph liphe 2."

you want my personal opinion? I love it, not because I'm a PC gaming ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who does whatever my favorite blogger tells me to, but because it's a chintzy late 90s murder simulator with wonderful, very potent art direction that I fresh squeeze inspiration from on an annual basis.

But I'm no fool, this ♥♥♥♥ is definitely not for everyone. You may be inherently disgusted by the look and feel of this game. At first glance this thing looks like macaroni and broken crayons with guns in it. No dark angular metal bolted to grim military toughies with scary helmets and pouches a plenty. If that's your thing, check out Half-Life 2.

Max's arms ar ethe same length as his legs. This is the secret behind his astonishing power to mend time and physics