I remember why I hate playing with you, it's because you get MVP every game

Slam your ♥♥♥♥ into my Fat GAPING Wet Ass GUSSY Bussy … it be talkin’ and spittin’ , queefing from big juicy ♥♥♥♥♥😛😛💦💦 * dirty ♥♥♥ farts for ♥♥♥ sluts *😈

My girlfriend has a table with a hole in it. It's measured so my d ick fits perfectly through it. My girlfriend likes to have me lay on the table and stick my d ick through the hole, where she proceeds to "milk" me. Whenever I c um, she says "mmmm yummy cupcake", which has started to weird me out. What should I do?

Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.