Recent reviews by Panic Buying BP Ultimate 98

I really wanted to enjoy this game & instantly purchased, but I barely lasted an hour before refunding & setting up Burnout 3: Takedown via emulator lol. This would barely pass for early access.

Never played paradise, but Burnout 3 was such a fun game.. even now it feels great & is simple fun. All I wanted was some fun chaotic racing & crashing like the good old days.. But this game is so open & so bland that it feels slow af. I know it's a small team of 10 devs, but surely somebody played this before release & pointed how how boring it is. The instant 90 degree turns are dumb, road rage is so spaced out why tf are there like 10-15s periods of not seeing any cars? the racing on highways was so basic, the sky tracks felt like a worse GTAV race, the ultrawide 'support' keeps the same FOV just stretched out, UI would be passable if it was an early alpha or something. Who tf decided it was a good idea to use as many fonts & styles as possible?

Crazy the game got the green light in the current state bc it almost feels like a scam.

This absolutely sh*ts on EA's new Skate. Actually takes some skill/practice to complete & doesn't just hand everything to you for participating. Sure THPS4 isn't the same but for a niche game like this i'd say we either get this or it's not financially viable. I'd still take THPS3+4 as it is over the new Skate any day. If you liked 1+2 it's more of the same pre much.

If you're on the fence, try it on xbox game pass.

Your Honor, I stand before you today accused of enjoying Guilty as Sock, a game where the laws of logic, decency, and mental stability have been thrown out the window.

Was I complicit in a courtroom where a sock in a flame suit accused me of “second degree vibe slaughter"? Yes. Did I lie under oath about stealing an emotional support animal? Also yes. Did I laugh so hard I nearly choked on a Dorito? That’s irrelevant.

This game is so goofy. It’s like Among Us got blackout drunk awoke up in a court room. Nothing makes sense, everyone’s screaming & the judge is having a mental breakdown. The journalist is fabricating headlines like “DEFENDANT KIDNAPPED CHILD.” and yet you still want to go to court once again.

So am I guilty? ♥♥♥♥ yes. But I’d do it all again. See you in sock court, losers.

Hi mods, devs, and the mighty algorithmic eye of ToxMod. I want to offer my sincere and humble apology for something that has been weighing heavily on me since it happened. During a recent game of Among Us 3D, I accidentally said the word “sh*t.” Just once. It wasn’t shouted, it wasn’t aimed at anyone, and honestly, it barely even had emotion behind it. It just… slipped out. Like an accidental vent press. One moment I was doing my tasks, the next I was muttering a forbidden word because someone jump-scared me in a hallway. I didn’t even finish the sentence. It just popped out like a bean in a blender and vanished into the air.. or so I thought.

It was a tiny moment. No one in the lobby reacted. There was no chaos, no escalation, not even a “who said that?” But deep down, I knew. I knew ToxMod was probably there, silently listening, glowing red in some digital void, gripping its little clipboard like a disappointed school principal.

I’m truly sorry. I’ve only played 30 minutes so far, but I was already starting to enjoy myself — walking around with my weird little hand, trying to swipe a card that apparently has the hitbox of a ghost, and doing tasks that feel suspiciously like unpaid internships. It’s buggy, it's weird, it barely runs on my PC… but I was into it. I was becoming one with the bean.

And now I live in fear. I keep checking my profile like I’m waiting for a court summons. Will I wake up to a ban? Will I be forced to wander the Steam forums like a lost soul, telling others “enjoy it while it lasts”? I hope not. I respect the rules. I understand why moderation exists. I’m not trying to be edgy or toxic or cool. I’m just a guy who swore once because my heart jumped when Red turned the corner like a serial killer.

Please. Let me atone. I will use only wholesome words from now on. I will shout “oh no!” or “crumpets!” or whatever else keeps ToxMod at bay. I’ll be a good crewmate. I’ll even pretend to enjoy the wiring task.

I don’t want much. Just the chance to keep waddling around, doing my silly little chores, silently accusing the wrong person every round. Thank you for your time, and again.. I’m really, truly sorry.

ribbit

This is pure art 10/10

> Working another day in scary warehouse
> It's ok bc cat is safe & happy
> Spend money on cat
> Go broke
> Working another day in scary warehouse

10/10

this game is about to kill call of duty 11/10

this game is an absolute blast & is as much fun as the videos make it out to be even with randoms well worth the purchase if you enjoy deception/social games. It has a public server list & have been able to join & fill lobbies instantly, also don't listen to the simpletons saying it's capped at 30fps, they just need to turn off vsync.

It makes Elden Ring look like a cheap Wish.com wannabe. Do I need to say more? This masterpiece is the pinnacle of gaming.
11/10 -IGN