Recent reviews by dad

My seven year old nephew likes to make up games for us to play. The rules are obscure, nebulous, and rife with incomprehensible backstory. No effort is made by him to explain the rules, as they apparently aren't necessary to the end result which always seems to resolve to him just doing nonsense like putting the cat on top of the couch repeatedly for whatever reason, and me wasting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. Playing Victoria 3 is just like that.

WHY DOES THIS GAME TAKE SO LONG TO LOAD? I have a top of the line computer - this shouldn't be an issue. It took seven minutes to load this game. Aside from that, this game is a pile. Skip it.

the only thing missing is a fishing minigame

this game slaps my potatos

this game is for kid touchers

there were only two puzzles that were frustrating in the sense that the solution was known, but not the sequence in which to click the objects. other than that, a v. nice game. would be a must-buy at 50% off.

the sherlock holmes level is hands down one of the most ingenious puzzle games i've ever played and it's a shame (but understandable) that the developers couldn't bring that same level of genius to subsequent chapters.

this game owns

Cool game, but it was designed for an iPad, not a desktop. I would recommend this as an app store purchase, but definitely not as a full-priced steam game.

this game is worth one thousand american dollars. i am severely autistic.

it's trash