Yo
COMBINE.UNIT.NUMBER.TWO.
I will always miss Titanfall. Rest in peace, BT.

Gravity Falls is pretty good tbh

Always remember, ignorance damns progress my children.


I'm a moneymancer, my only magic is summon dollar


Playing Lethal Company and it's storming on experimentation
"Hi God!" immediately struck by lightning



Playing grounded, looking at a lady bug
XDAce: Don't, that lady will bed you

(Video about a man pissing a bed, into a thing of peanut butter called PCP)
Halo: Imagine this gets brought up in court being called PCP in the dm's, and the judge asks you "Whats this"
Me: Sir, this wasn't me
Halo: *Laughing* He'll say sure it wasn't, then take a sip from his mug and spit it out

Me: Flip a coin, heads I watch a good movie, tails I watch a bad movie.
XD: Tails
I then proceeded to watch a movie while high and gained a reasonable hatred for badly constructed windmills and now I hate geology and rocks

Soap: I'm sorry but I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hear you CRT Telephone

Xues: Don't piss on me, but I love you and your crunchy face (talking to cat)
Me: It'd be really funny if she pissed on you right now
Xues: Oh did you hear her purr?
Me: No
Xues: NO, ♥♥♥♥, SHE JUST PISSED ON ME
(She gets back)
Xues: This is just as bad as the ♥♥♥♥ incident

Me and Xues share the hole

Soap: You know I turn 18 in a few days and I can afford a plane ticket to come down to Ohio to kick your ass.

Me: How did I make you sad today? I want to know.
(Without skipping a beat) Poht: You took a breath this morning.

Meme: I gotta go
Soap: What you just got here
Meme: I know but there's a homeless guy outside my car, and he just got in, sweet.
Meme then left.

"Swole is the goal and size is the prize"
Poht -2021

dcc105ruler, owner of The Constitution, and the partaker of many curiosities - 2014 to current day.