i love cheese

going your house into am i

I am going into your house

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WARNING !!! THIS RAT !!! STOLE MY CHEESE !!!

yes

never mind smelter demon this guy smells my balls before nightreign sessions

pol ar

baboooobs

*SNIIIIIFFFFFFF* i thin me smelly the ratty.... *SNIFF SNIFFF* yes me smel da ratty

gay gay queer gay

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B)

for you, the day polar graced your ranked matchmaking was the most tragic day of your life. but for me, it was monday

heeeey jonas ;)

no

horny in their sleep

Beef or Chicken?

I got mauled by a panda, I recommend.

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Fatigue bounce on my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ please.

WARNING! WARNING! this player is a Juri main, do NOT trust them. They become BIG horny when women :0

peas peeeaaasssss

In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

I’m really in a pickle here, and I don’t know what to do. I’ve begged him to stop countless of times with tears streaming down my face, but he just doesn’t want to quit it. I think it’s become an addiction for him and that he might even be getting off of it. I’m scared, I’m frightened, I’m absolutely horrified. For further context, he would call an innocent bus, a “bussy” and the bus driver a “bussy driver,” and how he loves riding the “bussy”. Recently, when I just wanted to go in for a genuinely normal cuddle time, he asked me if I wanted to get in between his “legussy”, and I think something inside me just snapped afterwards. He calls his genitalia “dickussy” too and it’s really been drying me up. Please help me. How can I get him to stop so I could have my boyfriend back to normal? I really don’t know what else to do, and it’s been doing my head in. I’m really at my limit, and I think he’s been starting to infect my brainussy too.

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@everyone
Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.
This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under-developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that.
No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of the mods. Thanks.

Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.

PLEASE STOP GRABBING MY ATTENTION AND START GRABBING MY ♥♥♥♥

jokes on you i will self castrate

abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free. the choice is yours.

polar is cute <3333

can i have your dickcode?

help

Please im begging you stop ignoring me im in love with you everytime i see you on the timeline my heart melts you have the prettiest face and the most gorgeous body and it breaks my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heart that whatever I do all you do is ignore me Ive been liking and retweeting all your selfies ever since youre on this website and I was around from the beginning so please just give me one chance Im begging you Im a nice guy and I'd give you all that you'd ever need

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anyone wanna play league?

if my girl👧😍and fidget spinner߷ both dying😱and I can only save one 😤😬catch me at her funeral 😔👻🌹spinning ߷ through ߷ the ߷ pain ߷ 💯 😎

a jokester

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls profile. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed

NNN is a scam from the government to get you to not bust the tracking device in your balls out of your penis. My cousin from Vancouver saw the files bro and his friend works at Area 51. Wake up bois! This kinda thing will not be tolerated. My entire life I have been tracking device free. Every time the clocks go back that hour is the time they use to get ninjas to inject your balls with GPS devices. Honestly I think that if my cousin has seen the folders when he went to see Obama (who is not actually black btw he told my cousin himself) then I can't argue with the logic! I'm just tryna raise awareness so boys...

BUST ONE NOW!

-rep still actually, unironically ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chinese

This kid inted in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apex game leaving me, as Caustic, to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clutch using nothing but my nox gas because he stole every shield battery, weapon and ammo and then gave them all to the enemies in the form of a lootable rectangular cuboid and i've not let it go. This happened back in season 4 and it's just haunting my uncounterable green gassy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nightmares. -rep ♥♥♥ you're chinese

вы все еще продаете валлхаки для варфреймов?

oong boonga ur boobs

Thank you. Due to recent announcements I will be unfollowing every piece of cyberpunk content in social media, remove my posters of cyberpunk of the wall and hide my drawings in the darkest room in my house posible. I don’t want to think of cyberpunk ever again until we are 1 week close. Thank you to everyone in this sub for the great memes, fanart, discussions, etc. I surely hope that this is the last delay if not I will lose every hope in this coming out this year or the next year.




boy this copypasta didn't age well