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The total runtime of Breaking Bad is 62 hours, or 3720 minutes, or 223,200 seconds. As you know, there are two handjob scenes in Breaking Bad. The first, Skyler, takes up 2:07 minutes, or 127 seconds. The second, Marie, takes up 1:50 minutes, or 110 seconds.
These two together are 237 seconds of handjobs.
237 seconds of 223,200. We can simplify this as 79/74,400.
Or, 0.11%.
0.11% of Breaking bad, one for the most popular shows in the last decade, is handjobs.
This is the 0.11% of the show that is actually worth watching.

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