Recent reviews by ally ackbar

Absolutely hilarious, filled with over-the-top humour. Jabs at 80's retrofuturism perfectly - makes it one of the only games that my dad enjoys playing. If you liked Kung Fury then you'll love this.

That was perhaps THE BEST use of $630,000 I've ever seen.

Absolute gold.

This game is abysmal, it is a lagging piece of trash. I got disqualified for saying "the textures are abysmal". It hurts my head. Abysmal game, it made my head explode and gave me stage 3 lung cancer.

Unfortunately compared to the previous hitman games, this is much easier. It seems like just a third-person shooter with a cover mechanic. But once you play it on Purist mode - oh my, it's a completely different game. You have to think about what you're doing - three bullets will kill you.

Definitely worth the money - I got the hitman complete collection for 11$ - but play on Purist for the best experience.

Best free to play I've ever touched. Well, except for maybe Drift City, but this is a way more fun game with amazing details in graphics and you can actually have a great time without spending millions of dollars. It also runs on medium/high settings on my MacBook air - which is no small feat for this little machine.