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Recent reviews by 海绵宝宝

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35.7 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
great asset great great asset
Posted 27 November, 2023.
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4.1 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
🦀🦀🦀$9.99🦀🦀🦀
Posted 10 April, 2023.
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236.6 hrs on record (96.2 hrs at review time)
i thought this was ape sex legends but it was actually apex legends, disappointing but this game is alright
Posted 2 January, 2023.
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267.0 hrs on record (264.9 hrs at review time)
It's always mushroom this, mushroom that, maybe 2d mushroom, maybe 3d mushroom but always double DEEZ (nutz) mushroom. If a mushroom could mushroom would a mushroom mushroom? idk only mushroom know. If you can play mushroom maybe you like mushroom but 2d mushroom game is just only a mushroom game. Perhaps 3d or maybe not, maybe just 1d.
Posted 16 June, 2021.
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4.7 hrs on record
GOOD GAME IS FUN IS GOOD YES GOOD FRIEND GAME
Posted 1 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
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2,846.8 hrs on record (372.6 hrs at review time)
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
Posted 8 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
160.4 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
if lil pump 💞my girl👸 both drowning😱🌊🏊 and I can only save one😶😰 catch me at my girl's funeral😔👼🌹with the trapper of the century 💯💯💯
Posted 8 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
844.0 hrs on record (563.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I met this user once before I was playing MM and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response, he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied everyday at school and being tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling of sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually, he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ass he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to make it lick his balls at the same time.
Posted 8 July, 2017.
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