higger

fell asleep w/chips in his bed. Questionable.

-rep needs to touch grass, 192 hrs is vile

+rep racist

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

If you’re reading this, congratulations — you’ve reached the
“check profile to confirm cheating” phase of coping.

Let me guess: you wide-swung, missed 12 bullets, died in 0.3 seconds, slammed your desk, and confidently typed “yeah okay nice cheats” to your Discord call. Now you’re here. Studying my profile. Looking for VAC bans, level discrepancies, anything you can cling to so your ego survives another round.

Bad news:
No cheats.
No scripts.
No magic.
Just hands that work, ears that listen, and a brain that doesn’t go AFK after pistol round.

Yes, I pre-aimed you.
Yes, I knew you were there.
No, it’s not wallhacks — it’s called map knowledge, something you unlock after more than 40 hours and a YouTube smoke lineup tutorial.