I Am A Woman. I Am Gay. I Have Severe Depression. I Think Killing People Is Bad. I Want To ♥♥♥♥ Anime Women With Large Breasts. My Teeth Are So Sharp, Sometimes I Wound Myself. I Have Never Had A Job, As Employers Are Too Afraid To Hire Me. I Once Slept On An Unmade Mattress For 6 Months. I Cannot Reproduce, As My Uterus Is Only Capable Of Spawning Demons. I Am Plagued By Frequent Back Pains. I Am So Sexy, God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me Explicitly Gay And Giving Me Debilitating Social Anxiety So I Could Not ♥♥♥♥ The Entire Population. My Legs Don't Always Work. I Can't Watch Mainstream TV Shows Because They Are Unrelatable And I Am Just Too Cool To Understand. I Have Rabies. Sometimes I Cry When I See Women, Because They Are Beautiful. I Use Internet Terms In My Everyday Speech And Nobody Knows What The ♥♥♥♥ I Am Talking About. My Brain Is Poisoned By The Information Age. I Have Gone 2 Months Without Leaving My House Before. I Want To Singlehandedly Fight All Of The Billionaires In The World. I Stan Loona. I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Factors. I Love Myself. One Day I Will Overthrow God.

MILLENNIALS FEAR ME. ZOOMERS WANT WHAT I HAVE. BOOMERS WANT ME DEAD.