Axe mastery

Eating beans so your dead body swells as soon as rigor mortis has finished and your anus starts letting out that sweet half digested bean fragrance and the morgue employee gets a fresh wiff after opening the body bag. Yessir! #leavingtheworld #noregrets #teambeans

I'll have you know I prefer lasanga to copypasta.

What the ♥♥♥♥, Evil, how much time did that take?

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a gf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai girlfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai.

The Paladin.