HELLO I DON'T HAVE A NAME SO I CANNOT INTRODUCE MYSELF BUT MY NAME IS STANLEY EVERYBODY CALLS ME STUART AND I DONT LIKE IT MY MOM LIKES TO THINK IM CALLED HAROLD I DONT THINK I HAVE A NAME BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT IM GONNA TELL YOU MY STORIES I GOT A LOTTA STORIES TO TELL IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU EVERYTHING BUT ILL TELL YOU SOME OF THEM I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER SOME PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK I AM BUT IM TELLING YOU IM NOT

WELL THE FIRST THING IS I WENT DOWN TO THE SUPERMARKET AND I SAID OH NO OH NO YOUR PRICES ARE WAY TOO HIGH OH NO OH NO I DONT HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY EVERYTHING I WANNA BUY AND HE SAID "THATS A PROBLEM YOU GOT THERE WH-WHAT KIND OF A PROBLEM HAVE YOU GOT THERE" AND I SAID I JUST EXPLAINED MY PROBLEM WERE YOU NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ LISTENING

AND THE GUY WAS TAKING NOTES THE GUY WAS TAKING NOTES AND THE FIRST NOTE SAID "THE TIME IS 10:14AM" - NOW THIS WAS TRUE, BUT IT WAS IRRELEVANT TO MY CAUSE. THE SUPERMARKET IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE I WANNA BUY A LOTTA THINGS I WANNA BUY SOME CANDY APPLES AND I WANNA BUY SOME KLEENEX OKAY AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND HE SAID "WHAT YA GONNA DO" AND I SAID "YOU KNOW WHAT IM NOT SURE WHAT IM GONNA DO"

SO AT NIGHT I WENT TO BED AND THE BED WAS PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY IT WAS REAL COMFORTABLE. SOON AS I FELL ASLEEP A MAN CAME UP TO ME AND SAYS " HEY WAKE UP, WAKE UP" I SAID HEY WHATS GOIN ON I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP I WAS SLEEPIN AND HE SAID "AH YEAH. YEAH, I SAW YOU SLEEPING THERE AND WASN'T SURE IF YOU WANTED TO CARRY ON SLEEPIN AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE." I SAID YEAH, I'LL BE PRETTY FINE CARRYIN' ON SLEEPIN IF YOU GO AHEAD AND LET ME SLEEP.


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"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

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