Recent reviews by fugazi

Just like trying to hide from my dad.

Woodle Tree Adventures is a fun little game about collecting your father's tears and feeding them back to him. You also collect berries and unlock new leaf colors to hit other animals with. The main character is pretty cute gg 9/13 have fun friends.

best game

I don't even have this game, wtf Valve.

R TO JUMP
SHIFT TO CROUCH

Took me 15 minutes to get it into 1920x1080. "Do you want these settings?" * Can't click anythings *, * Automatically chooses yes. *

When changing the graphical settings, some weird VHS ♥♥♥♥ plays with static and such.

Kill teammates, no ragdolls. 9/11 Bush approved.
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The Woods is a broken piece of ♥♥♥♥. Funny as heck though. 9/11 its okay.
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An amazing recreation of the original Half-Life on the Source Engine. Incredible graphics, sound, and story line. One small touch I especially like is how the screen tilts slightly when you move left or right. Great work Crowbar Collective!

I really don't know what I expected. I did everything there is to do in 9 minutes. As of writing this review, there are 6 levels, 3 of them have no gameplay. "Grass" is watching grass grow, the "Firing Range" freezes upon start up, and "Oh Lord" is watching a cow fly through trees and fall off the stage. This THING should be free, not $9.99. Don't waste your money.

Really nothing like Counter Strike. Its kind of like 'Death Run' if you've ever played that. Plus, with all the random ♥♥♥♥ going on now, it makes it an even worse experience.

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