Hey there,

I’m a maggot, so are you. I love to play with scurvy dogs and scurvy cats. My hands are tidy. The more I know the less I speak about how to get to the Democratic republic of Congo. There is now cow on the ice, unless you look at me.

I will be governing the world in 2015. You may or may not notice it.

If you get too close to me I’ll bite your feet off.

Speak wisely.

Your Sincerely

ScurvySin