noodles
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SEX GODS CEO. 2007 person of the year. sex defender. bullied by women. never down bad. 4PF certified. hustlers university dropout. head trauma advocate. i am the truth.
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SEX GODS CEO. 2007 person of the year. sex defender. bullied by women. never down bad. 4PF certified. hustlers university dropout. head trauma advocate. i am the truth.
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Ex vine celebrity. RIP Grandma. Warriors fan. Chicago grim reaper. BP manager. America's #1 alternative news source. Sexually disturbed. Autistic. Discord moderator for Conjunction Junction. Married at 14. Quake 3 child prodigy.

India's #1 scammer. Reseller. 27 counts of aggravated assault. 3600 hours of community service.
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Sports commentator for Galaxy News Radio. NFL banned (2017). WWE banned (2014). Cousin of NLE Choppa (twice removed). Google representative. Former South African lawyer. Proud muslim. 1/8th Jewish. Leap frog QA tester. 7/11 store owner. Shot in OXXO in 2011. Went bald at 16.
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NOODLES' 2017 NISSAN ALTIMA (OPEN FOR SPECS)
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CopeWithTheKid 16 Apr @ 5:35pm 
Golden skin, a salty sheen,
Warmest prize of the shopping scene.
Tender meat on the spinning spit,
Ready to eat, a perfect fit.
Plastic bag with a fragrant steam,
The quick-dinner, tasty dream.
Bruh 14 Apr @ 10:28pm 
We gotta continue our Minecraft Xbox 360 world
RazerMamba 12 Apr @ 12:56am 
did u change ur number? ive been callin a few dozen times a day but boost mobiles about to cut my phone off so im gonna be deaddropping you letters around portland. if u find one just write something down and leave it exactly where u found it. maybe leave a $5 boost card so i can call u. anyways the libraries closing so i gtg u probably wont hear from me for a few weeks xoxo
Klopptothekop 13 Feb @ 3:39pm 
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RazerMamba 30 Jan @ 4:48am 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again
RazerMamba 26 Jan @ 9:45pm 
12 years of service? Dattebayo fellow redditor! +gold