Did you know? Did you know that whenever you payload on team fortress 2, cap payload fortres? This. This because payload and cap payload is how the fortress cap when you payload on team fortress 2. That's why I hate payload, too much work for too little effort, all the high levels on upward and badwater, ruining my clips man and then the other half? complete halfwits who don't know any better than to run forward and miss every shot, how are we supposed to get any videos through if "jared.oak2013@gmail.com" continues to run into the same sentry over and over again, feeding the engineer frontier justice crits only for me to be at the receiving end of the gun when i am the one that finally gets the sentry destroyed? what the hell gaben??? volvo pelase fix your game, i want to make good content but when i am getting my games thrown because of my own party getting autobalanced or whatever else you devils got in store for me, i cannot take it anymore, i will go play hightower and play trolldier for the rest of my life or get on 2fort and farm a demoknight killstreak or turtle as an engineer, this is unacceptable gaben, i want good updates but all i get is some loincloth for demoman and 5000 cigars for each class, plz fix game..... also canw e talk about that one time that halycon hit that passtime clip, i remember it vividly of him getting shot by his friend scout ont he enemy time which while it's a bit unfair since it's assistance outside of the general game, he still managed to hit a sick clip like holy... and the camera editing with what hlea or whatever the hell? sick as helll man how do you get so good at pyro it's insane.
can we also patch the thermal thruster glitch please valve i don't want to look at a pyro turning me into grapejuice just because they humped the respawn locker with their jetpack, that is freaky as hell and i don't want to be the one to pay the price, can we vac ban these people pelase>>...
also fix spy, why do i get front stabbed when i look at them, it is soooooo unfair that i get into melee range with a class that is supposed to backstab and get frontstabbed, why do they just win the game if they get ontop of me, it so so bs and i want to say that the class should just get buffed, it is too weak and needs more movement options or remove the health decrease on the kunai, 0/10 experience honestkly, also can we please remove ambassador? i feel like 99% of the spies use it just because they saw someone better using it, i see like 2 spies every month that can actually hit mroe than 1 headshot but the rest/???? like genuinely just equip stock of the le tranger bro like for real what is your problem brother|??? bloom, inaccuracy and less damage and i get to use it just the same way like the stock revolver???? helll yesss!!!!! -every ambie spy ever
but for realsies lets remove the diamond back i don't want to get that futuristic gun barrel anywhere near me, oh yes let me just get 3 kills and be able to do 360 damage with half of my revolver clip, like helllooooo valve, gaben,,,,, are you seeing this??? please nerf, no, REMOVE IT, KILL IT, KILL IT NOWWWWWWW!!!!!! i donttt wabnt to see it anywehe near me ever again, never never never ever again, that is foul play valve, please fix.
also please buff the darwins danger shield, why can pyros still hit me with the axtinguisher or flare crit while i got it equippped????? please let me counter pyros fully, broken game, broken iterm, bad game. also remember that one time i played huntsman and didn't hit a shot, i think they need to cahnge that, please make me better at the game gaben <3//.....
also please remove dustbowl bad map, i feel like i age 40 years once i walk through the first choke and the first bullet still hasn't hit me yet. i remember tbhat one time i also got hit by a market gardener therer like duuuude? market gardener??? are you serious right now?? yeah i’m sure it’s totally balanced that some guy with 500 hours on jump_cockmap gets to fly in from another country at mach 12 and hit me with a shovel for all my health damage, but when i try it, i just do a sick flip into the enemy medic’s pocket and get instantly airshot and taunted. remove it. illegal item. makes me feel things i don’t understand nor want to esxpres valvo.

also who the hell let mad milk exist. “hey let’s give scout an item that lets him heal by throwing his own milk juice at people", WHO OKAYED THIS??? some 5000 year scout throw this at a medic combo and suddenly it’s the dairy apocalypse, people dying from lactorse itollerance and it's ust bad time for me, pelase pyro airblast that away next time k tkxhx/...... piro airblast alsl broken, why does the pyro calss, like the easier class to play get free airblasts to just put me into a corner and shoot me down like a dog, i cannot move, act or anything, just stare at tehm while they turn me into the next bbq meal served on the wooden floor ill be lying dead on, like please valve remove the damn class by niow, i don't wantr t0o deal with that ever again, bad game design, just make spy be able to frontstab you or wahtever@!!!!

like let me get a word salad with crits, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ install noclip,exe into my frontal cortex, like upward is such a bad map, IT'S NOT VERTCAL ENOUGH..... IT WAS ITS UPPPP BUT ITS SIDEWAYSSSAS like you're giving me garlic bread and it's just a baguette, like hello game???/ like how am i supposed to play this game when the you can just scale the entire map with a single pogo combo and put anyone down with their pyro or solidier icbm, bad map, remove it, kill it, delete it and put the creators of the map in jial, dont care if they are senile or not, put them down.
like turbine isn't as bad as half the maps you made here, like i would much rather play wutville thant he current roster of the "best and well received" maps that the tf2 community oh so glazes and cherishes, like goddddddddddd killl me.
also can we buff the razorback, 2 spies and the item is useless, like a nacho bag taped with ducktape, spy can just shoot you down either way, like we talked about this with the danger shiedl, and now you cant do it right with spies????? valve please stop asking me to fix things, you're bad at making them, like please. also can we talk about those other type of players outside of spies with kunai who just walk around like they onw the whole place? those damn scouts and demoknights, like scout... youre 125 hp, just die already stop being in the backlines, not spotted by anyone but me and getting me everty single time, PLEASE team SPOT. HIM. why am i the only one who can see this spy wanna be, like i know spy is your dad but jesus, he LEFT YOU, DONT FOLLOW HIS FOOTSTEPS!!! an d demoknights, those loafer wearing, shield bashing, eyelander or whatever dollar store toothpick wielding anime trail behind him scotting crack addicts, like where is this realism coming from,,,, usain bolt but in tf2???? like he charges into me and i turn into a tf2 trading card, gone, reduced to gibs and pixels.... ggg.
atleast 2fort is good, i can play on a map that is so kind, i get to kill friendlies and jump at the best sniper players who dont know if a spy is behind them or not, good times,...
makes me realize that this game is like a babylonian prison, it is a labyrinth, a test for sigmas like me, i know behind it all it's just a church made of hats and weapons, this all is just a hoax made by the irs and i know it, gaben, please, i just want one good match wher i pubstomp and win the game, remove every update since 2013 and fix the game, bad code and remove trimps for everyone but me k thx
oh wait right flame particles, why does pyro get their flames on viagra the faster they move???? why do i just have deal with that???? like i play medic, a pyro trimps at god speed due to bieng stuck due to some glitcha nd then boom, dark flame psychology and i got a bunch of flames in my mouth, like that is not fun, at all, ever.