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Escape from Tarkov for people with jobs

in the PIT. straight up "fusing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My BALLs

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

Blisters and Bedrock!

I, like many, hold very fond memories of playing Budokai Tenkaichi 3 back in 2007.
At the time (and alongside Smash Bros. Melee), it was my favorite fighting game to play; after all, my brother introduced and taught me, be it the game or anime itself.

Now, in 2024, Sparking! ZERO somehow manages to reawaken those very same feelings of joy I had back then.
Better yet, the sense of nostalgia in this is phenomenal as well, except the gameplay has improved in every regard.

Thank you, Spike, you once again knocked it out of the park with this one.
Thank you, my dear brother, for the opportunity to come full circle and kick your ass now, just like you did back then.

Last but also most importantly: Rest in peace, Akira Toriyama. Thank you, especially, for shaping part of our childhood and many more.

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I love boobs. Do you love boobs?
The Breast Cancer Research Foundation (a 501(c)(3) charity loves boobs too!

Personally, I'm all for donating to a foundation that clearly loves boobs.
And hey, if you (love boobs and) have the means to donate to such a foundation as well, then I honestly think you should.

100% of the proceeds go to the charity and Blizzard won't be seeing a cent, so don't worry, you're exclusively supporting boobs here.

If you'd like to know more about BCRF, then visit www.bcrf.org and see how your contribution can (and will) help boobs.

Sincerely,
someone who loves boobs

As someone who had already purchased Pink Mercy during the original charity campaign back in 2018, I'd still like to use this opportunity to urge anyone to buy and/or re-purchase this, granted they have the financial means to do so.

Considering 100% of the proceeds go to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation (a 501(c)(3) charity and Blizzard doesn't see a single cent, that alone makes it the single best DLC you could ever buy for this game.

Seriously, while Mercy might just be the last character I'd pick, I still love boobs as much as the next guy.

If you'd like to know more about BCRF, then visit www.bcrf.org and see how your donation will help a great cause.

Schizophrenia Kickstarter™

If I had to describe Animal Well, then it’s pretty much like Halo 2 meets Halo 3 in a perfect combination to make the world's first well-type game.

Others even called this, believe it or not, "The Knack Killer".

And if that (somehow) wasn't good enough for you, you also get a free loaf of wonder bread upon purchase.

Modern elements, in combination with the very retro artstyle give the game a very unique vibe, nothing short of stunning. The attention to detail is also outright amazing and I cannot praise it enough.
It just oozes with charm and is oddly "nostalgic".
Mysterious, yet calming music, almost therapeutic and ambience really helps to sell the package as a whole and tops it all of, making sure you get to immerse yourself fully.
Play this in a dark room, if possible, it's almost cathartic. I highly recommend it.

To be completely honest, I might have only spent [1 hour] in the well so far but I can easily see this become my favorite platformer Halo game of all time.




Platforming feels good and responsive, with a good variation of easier and harder jumps, the puzzles will be quite interesting (I can already tell, just looking at some rooms) and the map itself - while outright beautiful - will hold many, many secrets to discover.
I know that I barely scratched the surface here. Quite astonishing what 34 megabytes can hold.

Also, it has capybaras, so that's a big plus!

I'll keep my review updated throughout my playthrough.

Wishlist it and then buy it. Make dunkey proud! In that order.

You won't regret it.