Recent reviews by Nokia Dic

This game makes me want to slam my balls in a car door with full force. Some days i get on and its like i'm playing a better version of battlefield 5. Other days it's like i'm a starving African child that hasn't been fed in months, literal rag and bones. I would rather have my uncle discombobulated in a Chinese liveleak video than continue playing this game.

You get to bully people. What more could you want?

uncle is a against russia. Make sure u assassinate him so he cant get across the borders. Best way to do this is to press the esc key when you open up the game. then click exit. Russia Wins.

LITERALLY ONLY BUY THIS GAME FOR THE CAMPAIGN. IF YOU BUY IT FOR MULTIPLAYER THEN YOU NEED TO GET PUNCHED UP IN A PARKING LOT. multiplayer is so dead my grandparents ashes are more alive. and they are pretty dead.

tbh i still wish i had refunded this game 1116 hours ago. Only buy this if you want to sit in silver ranks for the next 10 years of your life or be a pro and get into the higher ranks. Other than that just buy like rayman 2 or something.

After 8 years i'm can finally lose all my men and goods to a bunch of looters. 10/10 definitely would recommend :)

Fricking amazing 10/10 i love this game. Obviously there are a couple of bugs, which dont affect the game is anyways so it is still a great game. I love taking over castles, cities and towns. there is a cheat enable option at the start of the game, which even if you do cheat, it takes 2-3 days non-stop to capture all the places. One of the best games i have ever played. Well worth every penny it costs.

It was ok, i guess. I enjoyed mount and blade+ mount and blade warband much better, but all of taleworld's games in the m&b are amazing, so i can't give this a bad review. Still, it is cheap so I have no problems with this game.