Well well well, you've decided to view this section of my profile. I'm sure you're probably expecting something worthwhile to be here, perhaps some interesting factoids, little details about me, or maybe even some outside links. Well I'm sorry to say, but you're not going to be finding anything of the like here in this little box we call the summary. I'm not even sure why you're here, but frankly you'd be better off if you stopped reading right now. You should probably go do something else. There are so many games to play on this platform, so many other profiles to visit. It's a treasure trove of wondrous things to see out there. But not here. Not this place, this text box you see before you. This place is like a barren field, devoid of crops, unable to truly sustain life. You should seek something more elsewhere. So you haven't stopped yet, huh? Despite my best attempts to help you, you remain vigilant in the face of wasted time. Well you shouldn't. What are you even looking for here, really? What do you really think could be awaiting you further into this text? Ancient secrets of the world? Finance advice? A list of secret menu items at your local fast food joints? No, none of these things lie deeper into the box. But you can find these things if you look elsewhere. Maybe someone else has what you seek in their summary boxes. The only way to know would be to check. It would be a greater use of your time, I'm sure. But yet, still you remain. Still you stand here, reading, against all reason. I would almost consider it commendable if not for the fact that I don't want you to do this. The results could be dangerous, terrible even. Maybe I lied before, maybe there are ancient secrets lying in wait further down. But these secrets may not be what you want to see. Some secrets are best left undiscovered. I would turn back if I were you. You never know what kind of horrific eldritch sigils lurk within this wall, just waiting for some unfortunate soul to stumble across them and suffer their maddening curse. Are you really ready to take that risk? Is this what you want? Well then be my guest, go ahead, keep reading. In fact, I dare you. If this is what you want,. I'll let you face the consequences of your curiosity. Any second now some forbidden knowledge will reach your eyes and tear them from your head. Just give it a moment. Any second now. Alright, you got me, there are no ancient evil secrets here. I lied about lying. But listen, I need you to stop reading now, there's something too important to me here that I can't afford to let people see. It would be rude and very disrespectful if you saw it because it's not for you. So please, go read something else now. Even if you want to stay here, you could look at other parts of my profile instead. There's some cool stuff there you know. Just not here. Well, alright, if you're going to keep reading, let me ask you this: What's your favourite dessert? Did you answer that? Well, I can't even hear you. Bet you feel pretty embarrassed that you answered that question aloud. I bet you feel so embarrassed that you want to leave my profile right now, immediately. Well if you're still here then I guess you didn't answer. Kind of rude if I'm being honest, I asked you a question and you didn't even answer. Oh, and don't even think about answering through text, it's too late now, I don't even want to see it. Why are you even still here? Is it just pride at this point? Are you just trying to spite me? You don't need to prove anything by being here, seriously, I won't think lesser of you if you just leave now. In fact, I won't even know! That's right, you could leave right now and I would have no clue that you even did. So go ahead, you can do it. Just click one of the several buttons that you can click on to leave this profile. Aaaand you're not gone. Okay. Okay, fine. Well, I'm almost at the character limit, so you win. Congratulations. In fact, I have a reward for you. Just down there.