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Not Recommended
21.7 hrs on record (21.1 hrs at review time)
today i will update the game to make it harder and less fun
Posted 25 November, 2025. Last edited 18 January.
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Recommended
4.4 hrs on record
Great game with friends. Cool armor sets you can farm for.
Posted 1 February, 2025. Last edited 2 February, 2025.
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Recommended
58.9 hrs on record (43.7 hrs at review time)
good constantly whimsical though even in the more serious situations
Posted 30 June, 2024.
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Recommended
42.9 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Oddly reminds me of viscera cleanup detail. Love the scp-like aspect of the enemies and the extract shooter derived gameplay loop is kinda genius. 9/10 needs a fishing mini game.
Posted 15 December, 2023. Last edited 15 December, 2023.
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Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Wherefore squirrels die so that squirrels may live, just as lobsters live so that lobsters may die.
Posted 9 December, 2023.
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Recommended
1,165.9 hrs on record (531.2 hrs at review time)
conquer the world as a viking then conquer the world as a random muslim then conquer the world as a religion reforming central african queen then conquer the world as some mongolian guy (they are all in the same lineage)
Posted 22 November, 2023. Last edited 22 November, 2023.
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Recommended
25.5 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
Simple fun
Posted 6 April, 2022.
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Not Recommended
1.4 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
definitely one of the games of all time
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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Recommended
26.5 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Too good.
Posted 17 May, 2016.
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