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*We were forced to add this bit after the church said we were copying them.
We're begging you to return, please, you've funded us for the last 5 years since no one else in their right mind would pay for such a subscription, we can lower it to Canadian currency if that will help. Please, I have a family of 10 to feed and Mohammad, my youngest, really could use a nice pair of shoes, his old ones were ate by rabid dogs and he truly was grateful that you paid for his last pair.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣇⡀⠿⠀⠀⠀⡽⣰⢶⡼⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⠟⠀
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And at the end of the day that is why I am morally superior to you, because I can separate art from the artist known as Griffith.
Halfway down, my chair collapsed. My cat turned into a loaf of bread. The lights started flickering in Morse code spelling “L + ratio + skill issue.” My Steam account logged into my account and blocked me. A man in a trench coat appeared outside my window holding a USB stick labeled “DO NOT LOOK INSIDE,” but when I blinked he was gone and so was my WiFi. I tried to leave your profile but my mouse kept dragging itself back like it owed you child support.
Mommy told me you went on a Hello Kitty adventure 🐱🎀 and I think that is SO cool!!! 😍💖 Did you get to meet Hello Kitty for real? 😲💕 I hope you got to ride in her cute car 🚗💗 or go to her house 🏡🎀 Did she give you a bow like hers? 🎀😄 I wish I could go too! 🌈 Maybe next time we can both go together 🤗 and eat pink cupcakes 🧁💓 and find treasure 🗺️💎 with Hello Kitty and her friends 🐸🐻🐰 Please tell me all about it when I see you 📖🗣️ I miss you 😢 and I love you lots!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Love,
Mal 💕🌸🧸⭐🦄🍭💫
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DISGRACE!😡😡🤯you'vegonebadatsuchanearlyage where's your mAAAHMM 🧐🔎❓❓wait til I tell her
what you did😒🙄✋
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Kids these days 👶 don’t NUT 💢
TiT 💃 made me lose😠
Back in MY day 🧠, we drank from the HOE 🚿
and called it ✨ cha ding ✨
Now it’s all “I have ant” 😤💻
Go outside! 😡 Touch ASS 🌱! Pay rent at 1 🧾 or get out! 😤
#Boo 💀
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such a perfect town
Here we have some rules let us lay them down
Don't make waves
Stay in line
and we'll get along fine
Duloc is a perfect place
Please keep off of the grass
shine your shoes
wipe your...face
Duloc is
Duloc is
Duloc is a perfect place
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under section 78 of Presidential Felony Charge act, if the president gets more than 34 felony charges, than he will be automatically removed from office as president. What this means is if trump gets one more felony charge, Kamala will be the next president. google "Trump felony charges rule 34" for more info