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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that =) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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How come he can enter bother hallways without issue? My conclusion is that Freddy is both bisexual and non-binary, as he can go to each gender without issue or having to be either one. Foxy also shows some symptoms of being a homosexual, such as his lustful gaze directed at the night guard and lack of clothing besides his tattered shorts. This would leave Chica with essentially no one to be loved by, as Bonnie and Foxy have no attraction to her and Freddy seems to be more comfortable with his male counterparts, which causes Chica to stress-eat, leading to her chronic obesity and frantic search in the kitchen for food to eat so that she can forget how unloved she is. Let me know if you have any other pieces of evidence that support my theory.