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minimi's dad 13 小时以前 
proud of you my boy
Hero 3 月 31 日 下午 3:20 
i had a friend with crohns disease and she was ready to give up
PawesomeGirl423 3 月 27 日 下午 5:11 
Chernobyl Fungus Seems to Have Evolved an Incredible Ability
Hero 3 月 27 日 上午 6:30 
Jynxzi forced to end stream after busting a load in his pants on vrchat 😂
PawesomeGirl423 3 月 26 日 上午 10:55 
head shoulders knees and toes what r those
MrRoaldwide 3 月 22 日 下午 8:54 
I want you...
PawesomeGirl423 3 月 19 日 下午 4:30 
Lumo going viral in 2026 but everyone thinks he’s AI. Put some respect on his name
PawesomeGirl423 3 月 17 日 上午 11:19 
🚨 THEY’RE NOT HIDING IT ANYMORE — “ZOMBIE ATTACK” SURVIVAL GUIDES NOW BEING HANDED OUT INSIDE TEXAS COURTHOUSES

A woman walks into her local courthouse in Burleson, Texas... and sees this sitting there like it’s completely normal:

An official government pamphlet titled
“ZOMBIE ATTACK — ARE YOU PREPARED?”

Not a joke.
Not a display.
Actively stocked for the public to take.

Inside the guide:

• Evacuation routes
• Emergency survival plans
• Long-term supply checklists
• Step-by-step disaster response instructions

Even lines that read:
“When they get hungry… they won’t stop.”

And it’s being handed out in a courthouse… next to legal forms, eviction notices, and public services like it belongs there.

The strangest part?

Government agencies have openly admitted in the past that “zombie scenarios” are sometimes used as a placeholder for real emergency situations like outbreaks, mass panic
Hero 3 月 16 日 上午 10:59 
The Character Designs and Intros for Time Takers are Beautiful The team did a really good job here! 😍 #timetakers
MrRoaldwide 3 月 15 日 下午 12:05 
this is the best cs player ever, he is very good with shotgun and pointing it at our teammate's head 10/10 no notes
k2kretin 3 月 14 日 上午 10:02 
etf2l
PawesomeGirl423 3 月 10 日 下午 5:20 
~I'm a hypno dom (M.) Looking for femboys, sissies, and males. I'm not interested in taking cash, or gifts. Who wish to spend a lot of time talking and communicating, not just quick ERP and leave, I use hypnotic audios to train, influence, and change my subbies, if you want 'quick results' not long term commitment, I am not the person for you.

I don't send invites out, you'll send me an add if you think you're suitable as a hypnotic candidate :spacepony: I'm in the UK time zone, and if you're already owned, don't even try applying, thank you! No friend collectors allowed either.
PawesomeGirl423 3 月 5 日 下午 4:59 
5 Natural Ways to ELIMINATE Erectile Dysfunction (ED) for Good and Last Longer In Bed.

(Most men learn this too late...)

1. Cut Out Porn (It’s Destroying Your Brain & D!ck
marquis 3 月 5 日 下午 3:51 
Hi
PawesomeGirl423 3 月 3 日 下午 5:58 
they navigate the world with their extraordinary nose
Hero 3 月 3 日 下午 3:51 
He doesn't care. He doesn't mind. He just wants the honey. That's why they call him... The Honey Badger!
PawesomeGirl423 2 月 24 日 下午 4:06 
Beavo had no choice but to go home after no one showed up to his nightclub appearance, resulting in the owner cancelling on him 😬
joonaavafan04 2 月 22 日 下午 4:28 
they used to call me dodger in school
Hero 2 月 22 日 下午 1:49 
A gamer who had spent hours reaching the highest level was frozen when a girl suddenly interrupted him and "reset" him by one second.

The fruit of his efforts → vanished with a single tap.

Effort vs. a moment -- the cruel reality..
Hero 2 月 21 日 下午 5:29 
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Think on that.,
MrRoaldwide 2 月 17 日 下午 5:36 
hello Minimi how are you!
MrRoaldwide 2 月 17 日 下午 5:34 
Hi!
MrRoaldwide 2 月 17 日 下午 5:33 
I might!
PawesomeGirl423 2 月 17 日 上午 8:33 
Dad: I baked you a Pie!
Son: Oh boy what flavour!?
Dad: PIE, PIE, PIE!
Son: Dad, im Hungry!
Dad: Hi hungry, Im dad!
Son: Why did you name me this way?..

😂This lives in my head rent free! Night all!
PawesomeGirl423 2 月 11 日 下午 2:15 
smokin 7 gram jabbas with a cutlass in me grip like am ed kenway yeno d score
marquis 2 月 11 日 上午 5:37 
woof woof 🐶 eyes pop out 👀😍tongeu rolls out 😛hummina hummina aaahhh 💖 beating heart thumps out chest visibly 🥵🥵me lady...
PawesomeGirl423 2 月 10 日 下午 4:42 
Video showing a Burger King worker soaking in a sink full of soapy water on the day he quit is going viral on TikTok.
Hero 2 月 6 日 下午 5:07 
Candace Owens said that Charlie Kirk spoke to her about his “third eye,” claimed that “street lamps” would switch off as he ran, and described their mutual ability to “astral project.”
PawesomeGirl423 2 月 2 日 下午 1:46 
The wild dog is rubbing itself in an elephant's poo. Can you guess why?
PawesomeGirl423 2 月 1 日 下午 5:03 
FIRST FEBRUARY 2026 MEME: maggie was buried under a pile of grain
PawesomeGirl423 1 月 30 日 下午 12:04 
Doctor just arrived in Europe shows us his skills. Soon he will save many lives.
Pinkchup 1 月 29 日 下午 5:36 
Krill's in-game voice line (clutch Cube): "This is the best sewer sludge I've ever bathed in."
Hero 1 月 29 日 上午 10:41 
Steal a Brainrot Roblox Hit Heads to Live-Action Film
PawesomeGirl423 1 月 29 日 上午 6:39 
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🟦✨ Elite Gaming Legend ✨🟦

🚀⭐ Let’s party up again soon ⭐🚀

🌟🔥 Wishing you an absolutely epic day 🔥🌟

⭐⚡⭐ +REP — This profile radiates power! ⭐⚡⭐

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PawesomeGirl423 1 月 27 日 下午 3:11 
minimigrease redeemed Eat me!
250
joonaavafan04 1 月 27 日 上午 11:26 
i reeeaaaalllyyyyneed a poo
joonaavafan04 1 月 22 日 下午 1:48 
th3_m0lez
reindyr 1 月 21 日 下午 4:45 
my fat dog
joonaavafan04 1 月 20 日 上午 10:14 
are you a giant
PawesomeGirl423 1 月 19 日 下午 7:06 
'Petals of Reincarnation' an Anime that features Hitler turning into a Loli Elite General, Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton & Julius Caesar, will Officially Broadcast April 2026.
PawesomeGirl423 1 月 11 日 下午 5:48 
SIX SEVE- oughh!!!....hes kicking my womb again, how desperate!...there, there little one....youll be born very soon...just dont kick mama so much!❤️ youll be born nice and healthy!❤️ mama loves you!❤️
PawesomeGirl423 1 月 11 日 下午 2:35 
Trump's White House View Moment Becomes Meme Favorite
Hero 1 月 10 日 下午 4:37 
Even at a young age, Lucille Krunklehorn was interested in science and adventure. Many of her favorite memories include her very first science fair, the day she got her first microscope, swimming the English Channel, and receiving a gold medal for the luge. But her favorite of all is her wedding day to a man named Bud Robinson, a science teacher who shared her quirky nature by wearing his clothes backward.
PawesomeGirl423 1 月 10 日 下午 4:33 
Joe doesn't speak throughout the film, but sometimes whimpers. He has apparent childlike tendencies such as sucking his thumb when he doesn't get peanut butter and jelly on his toast and being considered "the baby" when being comforted by his family.
PawesomeGirl423 1 月 10 日 上午 7:10 
Dung beetle casually walking over frogs with its large ball of dung 💀
joonaavafan04 1 月 10 日 上午 6:53 
pleeeas be one of my eunuchs so i can punish you.
joonaavafan04 1 月 10 日 上午 6:52 
pleeeas me one of my eunuchs so i can punish you.
vexed 1 月 9 日 下午 3:25 
hello.
reindyr 1 月 8 日 下午 6:58 
big fatty mi
PawesomeGirl423 1 月 6 日 上午 9:56 
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.