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My fem friend asked me to write this for the public good,
so I'm rewriting the clit-sucking method.
The clit is homologous to the penis, you see.
The clit has a glans too.
When it gets erect, the glans pops out like bam!
If you yank the hood off right before erection and rub it all rough,
The super sensitive clit goes ugh ♥♥♥♥! and kills off its sensitivity.
So, make sure to arouse it gradually
until it naturally gets erect and emerges.
I'll tell you about ways to arouse it gradually.
First off, since it's an extremely sensitive organ,
you can't just dive in and suck it right away.
Kiss the perineum and the inner thighs, the outer labia next to the clit,
wander around the perineum above the anus, etc.,
and give it some soft pecks.
[Low Grip Thrust Exercise]
・Align the movement of the penis and hand
・Move at the same pace as actual sexual intercourse
・Perform with legs bent
The low grip thrust exercise is a medically endorsed method of masturbation🙌
So creative, I could watch it a few times and still want more 👀
I really want to take a bite 🫣
Beyond the narrow tunnel lies
countless passages and living spaces
Beneath the ground, it was more than I imagined...
So this is what the mole's world is like...
Once I start drinking (eating?) it, I can't stop!
A woman walks into her local courthouse in Burleson, Texas... and sees this sitting there like it’s completely normal:
An official government pamphlet titled
“ZOMBIE ATTACK — ARE YOU PREPARED?”
Not a joke.
Not a display.
Actively stocked for the public to take.
Inside the guide:
• Evacuation routes
• Emergency survival plans
• Long-term supply checklists
• Step-by-step disaster response instructions
Even lines that read:
“When they get hungry… they won’t stop.”
And it’s being handed out in a courthouse… next to legal forms, eviction notices, and public services like it belongs there.
The strangest part?
Government agencies have openly admitted in the past that “zombie scenarios” are sometimes used as a placeholder for real emergency situations like outbreaks, mass panic
I don't send invites out, you'll send me an add if you think you're suitable as a hypnotic candidate :spacepony: I'm in the UK time zone, and if you're already owned, don't even try applying, thank you! No friend collectors allowed either.
(Most men learn this too late...)
1. Cut Out Porn (It’s Destroying Your Brain & D!ck
The fruit of his efforts → vanished with a single tap.
Effort vs. a moment -- the cruel reality..