My mouse? Logitech G Pro. 🖱️
My monitor? 540Hz. 🖥️
My gaming chair? NASA-certified. 💺
My keyboard? Hall-effect magnetic switches. ⌨️
My aim? Pure, unadulterated, non-GMO, organic skill. 🎯
Your head? A magnet for my crosshair. 🧲
Hotel? Trivago.

imagine not knowing how to throw a one-way smoke onto B site from T spawn while simultaneously molotov-ing the back of site, flashing for your entry fragger, AND having a nade for post plant. i've spent 400 hours in offline servers perfecting lineups you will never see in a silver lobby. i don't clutch because i don't have to. the round is already won before the first shot is fired. utility diff.

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Forbidden Toad was fishing with a Boostgoon when a swarm of silverfish suddenly rushed in, causing his cortisol levels to spike 😭

Ignoring silverfish while fishing with mutting and buloids is more effective than fishing with an SMV on a slope.

You brain-dead Mongolian, go eat ♥♥♥♥!

Forbidden Toad 正在用 Boostgoon 钓鱼，突然一群银鱼冲过来，让他皮质醇飙升😭

在用 mutting 和 buloids 钓鱼时忽略银鱼，比在斜坡上用 SMV 钓鱼更有用吗？

你个脑残蒙古佬，去吃屎吧

jake strat

ryou loves u

Wavy? more like Gravy, because you're brown. Not racist just have eyes mate

Son, I require help. I have come into the unfortunate position of having excrement in my briefs. In short, I've pooped myself

Thanks, friend, I really do appreciate it. I only ever feel safe when my money's kept in a Savoy bank.

Feather helmet +10 - Upon reception of compliment, enrage.

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add my ♥♥♥♥ ;0

Now THIS is pod racing!

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i dont knkow anymore :(

Have a happy holidays and enjoy 2017, mate! xoxo Liam.

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Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.
The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.
The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.
And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

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b^2 - 4ac = 0 implies equal roots
b^2 - 4ac > 0 implies two distinct roots
b^2 - 4ac < 0 implies no real roots like your origin story you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ illegal ♥♥♥♥♥♥

e^lnx = x

sin^2x + cos^2x = 1

DetA = ad-bc

y-y1 = m (x-x1)

Yes my lad

I changed...A LOT

Fd - Fr = ma

v^2 = u^2 + 2as

v = (u+v)t/2

s = vt - 1/2at^2

s = ut + 1/2at^2

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