Forbidden Toad
Jake
Dundee City, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Black belt in Taekwondo

Triple Michelin star chef

Ace fighter pilot

Proud father of four

"Pop Idol" 2004 runner up

Grammy Award winning rapper

Professional rake ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Consumes far too much spicy food for his digestion to cope with

Pretty big deal

Facial reconstruction surgeon

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Finds number "4" on a toaster almost always ideal

Not in any way related with the instability of the middle-east

Dark Souls veteran

Runescape moderator

"Hell In A Cell" 2001 Champion

Somehow still alive

England is my city

Meme
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Link to my smurf account

Black belt in Taekwondo

Triple Michelin star chef

Ace fighter pilot

Proud father of four

"Pop Idol" 2004 runner up

Grammy Award winning rapper

Professional rake ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Consumes far too much spicy food for his digestion to cope with

Pretty big deal

Facial reconstruction surgeon

Reddit Moderator

Finds number "4" on a toaster almost always ideal

Not in any way related with the instability of the middle-east

Dark Souls veteran

Runescape moderator

"Hell In A Cell" 2001 Champion

Somehow still alive

England is my city

Meme
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JammyCon
10 Apr @ 6:44pm 
My mouse? Logitech G Pro. 🖱️
My monitor? 540Hz. 🖥️
My gaming chair? NASA-certified. 💺
My keyboard? Hall-effect magnetic switches. ⌨️
My aim? Pure, unadulterated, non-GMO, organic skill. 🎯
Your head? A magnet for my crosshair. 🧲
Hotel? Trivago.
JammyCon
10 Apr @ 4:28pm 
imagine not knowing how to throw a one-way smoke onto B site from T spawn while simultaneously molotov-ing the back of site, flashing for your entry fragger, AND having a nade for post plant. i've spent 400 hours in offline servers perfecting lineups you will never see in a silver lobby. i don't clutch because i don't have to. the round is already won before the first shot is fired. utility diff.
JammyCon
10 Apr @ 4:18pm 
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Grublemaster
10 Apr @ 3:44pm 
Forbidden Toad was fishing with a Boostgoon when a swarm of silverfish suddenly rushed in, causing his cortisol levels to spike 😭

Ignoring silverfish while fishing with mutting and buloids is more effective than fishing with an SMV on a slope.

You brain-dead Mongolian, go eat ♥♥♥♥!
JammyCon
6 Apr @ 11:42am 
Forbidden Toad 正在用 Boostgoon 钓鱼，突然一群银鱼冲过来，让他皮质醇飙升😭

在用 mutting 和 buloids 钓鱼时忽略银鱼，比在斜坡上用 SMV 钓鱼更有用吗？

你个脑残蒙古佬，去吃屎吧
JJWAATT
21 Apr, 2024 @ 7:10am 
jake strat