Recent reviews by Man of Cringe

Really wish i could refund this garbage game. I understand the need for "immersion" but it comes at a cost of constant spawn camping and dying 5 sec after spawning or even sooner. I think there's a reason most large scale games don't allow the enemy to go too far behind enemy lines because it's just too frustrating.
Sure you can "communicate" but it's an f'ing game not a job and most people don't care

Feels like the game doesn't know what's it trying to be. A detective RPG? only for the first few chapters. Then it turns into a railroaded walking simulator. I didn't feel like any of my stats really mattered - it's not like they prevent me from progressing, as, i think, there was always only a single path forward. The stats just add some minimal flavor to how you approach that path forward. You don't really miss out on anything from only having a 2/5 medicine rather than 4/5 or 5/5 except for 3 extra lines of dialogue

Game is janky but we need way more games like this out there with actually complex narrative systems

1v5 gank squad. Arigato Michael Zaki sama

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Feels like none of the orinigal devs worked on this game. The writers must be new too. The characters are incredibly boring and one dimensional, the story is stale, the philosophy is incredibly watered down to cater to the simplest of minds. And the puzzles are the biggest crime - every area is just 6 tutorial puzzles + 2 basic ones + 2 secret """""hard""""" puzzles.
The world is empty and boring. Feels like they just wanted to make a nice looking game with no substance behind it.

Also barely any Elohim.

This game changed my life

Prepare for some annoying loading screens if you have a bit of an older pc. Other than that it's great

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