melons
Vibing Rn
Best of the worst.
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Melons: How's the pug group?
sandblast: idk but ur banned
sandblast: i dont allow people who shotgun deny me in pugs

Sol: i graduated from the streets of mario kart double dash

marcos: u literally accidentally clicked

Sol: you've clearly never been an mge lord unless you've beaten b4nny on glassworks mid

WATERMELONRIND24: U WONT FIND ME ON THE PERIODIC TABLE BECAUSE IM SOMETHING ELSE

"Have you ever beefed so hard you've gone vegan?" -Poot, 2018

“Didn’t she turn herself into an anime?” -Mom, 2018

mLns: this is pub gameplay tho that's the thing
ayoaz: no it's not
ayoaz: it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay

Chomp Crunch Munch: if i wanted to fight a bot i could make my own server

"thats worse than dying, thats like dying but worse" - Sol, 2018

"Gorillaz is my favorite anime" - Xirph, 2018

"-and that's it, viola." -Sol, 2018

*DEAD* Deph Pyro: I am not sure if you're being skillful, or oblivious.
*DEAD* Deph Pyro: But either way it's working.

sandblast | FORD GAMING: u have a cre-8 hitsound
mlns: I do
sandblast | FORD GAMING: Nice.

"I'm gonna go check on my chicken nuggets." -Sol, 2020

“I will throw you into the ocean.” -Sol, 2021

"When I was your age, but younger." -Sol, 2021

"I Ken Comboed my computer with a hammer." -Dolphood, 2021

"I'd probably be good pickled." -Gabiduo, 2021

"I experienced the Lord of Cinder of Mondays today." -Cyclops, 2022

"I fractured one of my ribs because I forgot to L-cancel my landing." -Dolphood, 2022

"Is that like farming? Slave owning?" -Sol, 2022

"Light-skins get everything in this world." -Dolphood, 2022

"Dude, Kamaal is so black." - Dolphood, 2022

"I can talk to women." -Kamaal, 2022

"You have just as many jokes as Justin Roiland has voices." -Lance, 2022

"I'm entitled to my fact." -Sol, 2023

“Orcane is more of an 8-carbon molecule shape.” -Sol, 2023

"You have a natural melanin stat boost." -Jacob, 2023

"If you wanna find dimes, you gotta be looking at the ground." -Thompson, 2024

Overwerk - Control: Oh no its closed he gonna wallpogo me to death

"I used to put nuts in my mouth" -freeman, 2025

"If wearing a condom was a skill check, I'd fail it every time." -Logan, 2025
Best of the worst.
Youtube | Twitch [www.twitch.tv]

Melons: How's the pug group?
sandblast: idk but ur banned
sandblast: i dont allow people who shotgun deny me in pugs

Sol: i graduated from the streets of mario kart double dash

marcos: u literally accidentally clicked

Sol: you've clearly never been an mge lord unless you've beaten b4nny on glassworks mid

WATERMELONRIND24: U WONT FIND ME ON THE PERIODIC TABLE BECAUSE IM SOMETHING ELSE

"Have you ever beefed so hard you've gone vegan?" -Poot, 2018

“Didn’t she turn herself into an anime?” -Mom, 2018

mLns: this is pub gameplay tho that's the thing
ayoaz: no it's not
ayoaz: it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay

Chomp Crunch Munch: if i wanted to fight a bot i could make my own server

"thats worse than dying, thats like dying but worse" - Sol, 2018

"Gorillaz is my favorite anime" - Xirph, 2018

"-and that's it, viola." -Sol, 2018

*DEAD* Deph Pyro: I am not sure if you're being skillful, or oblivious.
*DEAD* Deph Pyro: But either way it's working.

sandblast | FORD GAMING: u have a cre-8 hitsound
mlns: I do
sandblast | FORD GAMING: Nice.

"I'm gonna go check on my chicken nuggets." -Sol, 2020

“I will throw you into the ocean.” -Sol, 2021

"When I was your age, but younger." -Sol, 2021

"I Ken Comboed my computer with a hammer." -Dolphood, 2021

"I'd probably be good pickled." -Gabiduo, 2021

"I experienced the Lord of Cinder of Mondays today." -Cyclops, 2022

"I fractured one of my ribs because I forgot to L-cancel my landing." -Dolphood, 2022

"Is that like farming? Slave owning?" -Sol, 2022

"Light-skins get everything in this world." -Dolphood, 2022

"Dude, Kamaal is so black." - Dolphood, 2022

"I can talk to women." -Kamaal, 2022

"You have just as many jokes as Justin Roiland has voices." -Lance, 2022

"I'm entitled to my fact." -Sol, 2023

“Orcane is more of an 8-carbon molecule shape.” -Sol, 2023

"You have a natural melanin stat boost." -Jacob, 2023

"If you wanna find dimes, you gotta be looking at the ground." -Thompson, 2024

Overwerk - Control: Oh no its closed he gonna wallpogo me to death

"I used to put nuts in my mouth" -freeman, 2025

"If wearing a condom was a skill check, I'd fail it every time." -Logan, 2025
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