Recent reviews by meloncorn

10/10 would lose almost 300 hours of my life again

You can play as a Black, Scottish man who blows things up with sticky bombs and runs around with a katana.
You can also play as a archer who throws jars of his own pee.
10/10 Perfect

I love this game. However I couldn't recommend it to a friend. I got about 1-2 hours of gameplay. (I've played the story multiple times) And that would be perfectly fine for an eight dollar game, but the $15 dollar price tag on this one makes me regret spending that kind of money.

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It's a wonderful game full of jokes that will make you laugh out loud.
8/10

It seems like a free Facebook game like Farmworld or Cityville, but Greenheart Games has the audacity to charge ten bucks for it. It is literally Zynga's "Café World", but with game development. The market never changes. What if for once, the G64 didn't crash and fail? It's the same game over and over. Addictive, yet just simply another Facebook game.

This game is nothing short of pure art. From the minimalistic GUI to the stellar storytelling, Galactic Café hit every mark perfectly with The Stanley Parable. The many endings and paradoxes will leave your mind in mush, and the way that the narrarator describes Stanley, a boring social worker, as an amazing and exciting character is one of the many, many highlights of this game. It seems like you have so much choice in what ending you experience, but yet you have no choice. it's a story that will shock the mind and effect the heart. There are many many funny and interesting easter eggs that GC placed in each room, and it seems as if you find a new thing every time you play the game.
10/10. Out of this world.