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Posted: 7 Aug, 2017 @ 3:07pm

CS:GO Review
This is not a game, this is an achievement for humanity as a whole. It is the height of ambiguous artistic expression, which allows for an infinite number of philosophical interpretations and, by extension, an infinite amount of replayability. Every time I load up the game I find myself having a new and intensely meaningful epiphany about humanity. I have considered establishing a museum dedicated to this game, to allow the less-privileged members of society a chance to be enlightened. This game is the second coming of Christ. We thought he would come as a man, but he has taken a more abstract form: an experience. I think that everyone should play this game. It's not only a masterpiece of game-design, but it raises questions about the very nature of humanity that, in my eyes, need to be answered in order to advance us as a species. This game has the potential to bring about our next golden age, to project humanity into the stars and beyond, to make us rulers of our galaxy, but only if we understand the lessons it's trying to teach us and integrate them into our ideaologies.

I give this game an infinity out of ten. It trancends ratings.
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