I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent-looking!) female, and I’m under the presumption that this goddess is you? It’s quite astonishing to see a female here in this l4d2 server. I’m quite popular around here, so if you ever need guidance, feel free to mention me, I assist at any hour, day or night. And before you’re mistaken, I do not seek your hand romantically; although I am not opposed if you happen to be interested, as many women often are. I am a man of standard and do not bow to just any female like my peers, so rest assured I won’t interfere with your gaming or socializing. Consider me ur ellis… a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some games together. I see you play l4d2 a lot, are you good at campaigns? I’m a campaign aficionado and would gladly assist you, platonically of course… unless you change your mind. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

So many people want my attention, very cool!

yo

thank you for 6 years of steam service. god bless you sir.

heyy

Yoyo