Recent reviews by SussyGussy

Bear seek seek lest!
10/10

why release it when no one can access the gameplay LOL capcom

the story follows Martin freeman , a juggler who is getting constantly harassed by the gymnastic man (Gman) to join his privately funded circus called black mess A , his forced relationship with his barely legal co-worker's daughter , Alex wench and his so called alcoholic friend bernie sanders and their effort to fight against the tyranny of the macaron the leader of french empire. btw russians are canon in this game.

fun game , sometimes depressing , always impressive!

FREEMAN YOU FOOL!

"I'm Already a Demon , Heaven's Not My Kind of Place Anyway"

my score :
that's a rare animal you got there / good! you captured it alive!

i always liked tekken since childhood and it was a thing to relax in if i was too tired of other games.
all changed after i got introduced into tekken 7...
something about this game makes you go for more & more... learning and practicing over & over and to always come back hungry for even more... well at least when the game works properly.
mechanically it's the best tekken game. i love the addition of rage art and drive in the game. some of the stage themes are awesome and i like the electronic and thrash traits in them...
there are so many little annoying things in this game that holds you back from enjoying it fully.
first of all the matchmaking... it's so ineffective and frustrating. you have to wait for like 2 mins only to find a opponent that you cannot connect cuz of this game's stupid net code.
or the utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ character episodes which is like a not funny parody. they arent even comparable to tekken 1 char endings.it has no progress in their personal arc and i feel it was made so rushed and soulless.
the overall graphical design of the game is superb specially the stages but most of chars have this plasticy look on their face or some low poly model parts that look straight like 7 generation char models. i believe tag 2 had better character models than some of in this game.just look at my boy kazuya... he used to be a bad ass guy with an obviously white skin but look at his model in game... he doesnt even have a normal skin.
it looks more yellow than normal.or look at most of char models hair. tekken 5 had better hairs on their roster than this abomination.
or lets talk about customization...it's just silly.most of the things in it is just a copy paste for every character.
some of the unique ones are pretty bland and its just not something you wana come back to it and you know be creative about it.
or the fact that you cannot use a dlc character in practice mode if you want to test them out to see if you like their playstyle or not.

1.local servers. this p2p connection model is frustrating and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
2.some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ character development.
3.BETTER HAIR!
4.a tutorial mode could be nice thou!
5.plz change jack's face! it gives me nightmares at night!
6.a real arcade mode and more content for treasure battle!(cuz its fun)
7.maybe its better to put same stages like azure 1 and 2 in a category or add a dynamic day/night cycle for the stages.
8.we need more character win/loss posses. old tekken games were better in it.

LOVE

hmm

wouldn't recommend to anyone...
best game ever made or worst , depending on the winstreak you are on right now...
this game really makes you appreciate other nations and cultures and cures any racism in you...