A naked man chased after me with a rock over his head begging me to stop running. When i finally ran to the edge of a cliff and turned around. He said, "Alright...OK.." then bashed my face in with said rock.

Another naked man asked "Are you an Expert Rock Fighter?" i shook my head no and i took my rock and bashed his face in.

This is what i have learned from playing this game. TRUST NO ONE and always strike first. May my male genitalia dangling over your corpse stand as a warning never to cross me and my rock again. Only the strong survive.

A naked man chased after me with a rock over his head begging me to stop running. When i finally ran to the edge of a cliff and turned around. He said, "Alright...OK.." then bashed my face in with said rock. Another naked man asked "Are you an Expert Rock Fighter?" i shook my head no and i took my rock and bashed his face in. This is what i have learned from playing this game. TRUST NO ONE and always strike first. May my male genitalia dangling over your corpse stand as a warning never to cross me and my rock again. Only the strong survive.