-rep biggest crybaby ever plays like a new player and then cries at the end claiming i use cheats easy 4k tho kid is buns should stick to story games ngl

-rep i dont know what ive done in my life to deserved to be put in a lobby with you this has to be some sort of punishment god himself has sent towards me or you are just generally slow, body blocking me so i get hit is really amazing thankyou so much i hope you find a doctor or something to cure your dumbness but we can only hope its hard to believe that such a player like you with low hours can be so bad even my ancestors who cannot even use a kbm could put up a better performance than you i hope steam allow you to get a refund because this is a joke and no one should be this bad at a game i can also see that you play geo dash so u must be at most 5 years of age which if that is true i will be reporting your account and making all the 18+ games be deleted off your profile.

-rep You're the absolute 💩st survivor dbd has ever shat out congrats on turning every trial into a solo queue nightmare where your teammates pray for a dc just to end the suffering faster You're the human equivalent of a flashlight clickbait in a Nurse blink fest all hype zero stun and somehow still managing to blind yourself into a pallet stun You loop like a drunk toddler chasing a balloon heal slower than a comatose Dwight and your genrushing skills are so pathetic the Entity probably buffs killers midchase just to give them a participation trophy Unhooking You'd rather teabag the hook while the killer moris your ahh The only reason you ever escape is pity saves from SWF gods or killers who alttab to laugh at your replay Face it you're not a survivor you're free therapy for 4Ks and the fog itself queues up just to watch you feed Uninstall you palettdropping aurareading illiterate waste of a bloodpoint

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📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Dead By Daylight
⠀⠀⠀⠀ └📁Skill
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

listen up you walking disaster of a survivor you’re so unbelievably awful at dead by daylight that the entity probably logs off when it sees your name in the lobby
your juke attempts look like a drunk toddler trying to dodge raindrops
you hit skill checks like you’re actively trying to sabotage the team gens explode faster from your failed taps than from the killer kicking them
pallet stuns mate you drop them so late the killer’s already gone to make tea and come back before the animation finishes
your aura perks are basically decorative at this point the only thing you reliably find is the killer’s shoeprint on your corpse
you teabag at exit gates like you clutched the 4k when everyone knows the killer dcd out of sheer existential despair after carrying you for five gens
at this rate you’ve contributed more to the killer’s mmr than your own team’s win rate