Nickname checks out, he is indeed a great pilot

if bae 💑💏 got HIV 💉🏥😷💀 it's bout to turn into HI-WE 👫 cause we in this together 😍😘

He sexually Identifies as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since he was a boy he dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to him that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but he dosen't care, he's beautiful. He's having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on his body. From now on he wants everyone to call him "Apache" and respect his right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept him you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

lmfao