cale
Rumand “Carbuncle” Coke
my name is lightner and i like video games, music, and art
if i don't know you i'm not accepting the friend request
i make mods for fun : )
i got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up by former president Barack Hussein Obama in tf2





































I'm gonna put a rake outside of his door, and he steps on the rake and then the rake goes into his face and then he falls over, into a pit of BARBED WIRE, and the barbed wire rolls up, and then he falls into a vat of SHARKS, and then the sharks are covered in EELS, and then the eels are connected to a POWER GRID that turns on a generator and- oh hey I didn't see you.
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my name is lightner and i like video games, music, and art
if i don't know you i'm not accepting the friend request
i make mods for fun : )
i got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up by former president Barack Hussein Obama in tf2





































I'm gonna put a rake outside of his door, and he steps on the rake and then the rake goes into his face and then he falls over, into a pit of BARBED WIRE, and the barbed wire rolls up, and then he falls into a vat of SHARKS, and then the sharks are covered in EELS, and then the eels are connected to a POWER GRID that turns on a generator and- oh hey I didn't see you.
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Comments
qaloof
9 Apr @ 2:49am 
Youre not gonna do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Youre nothing but a lil jit. Lil jit see, lil jit do. In this case, I strongly believe it would be NOTHING. You will never amount to anything substantial just because of this one simple fact: You, my friend, are a lil jit. And as they say, lil jit see, lil jit do.
cale
21 Mar @ 2:01pm 
I'm Gonna slap the goofy out of you
qaloof
20 Mar @ 10:23pm 
Strange uncanny-slop vibes emanating from this guy.
THE Big Hog Kahuna
14 Mar @ 1:45am 
tick. tock. tick. tock... mistar 'cale'... you hold many a power in gaming... *moves hands very delicately in a strange hypnnotizing manner like a cool f#cking villain* however... *looks down on my ♥♥♥♥♥, im manspreading while im sitting down on my throne* will that? grant you a job? with money? salary? pheromone? *shakes head* ahhhh I just... hm... i dont know yet... well have to f#cking see mister cale... time is yet to tell... but crypto? crypto is forever. peace and love, my fellow, junior HU$TLER :steamthis:
qaloof
30 Jan @ 8:18pm 
-rep Could smell his stench from 5 Rooms away.
logan
27 Nov, 2025 @ 2:11pm 
good pfp